A PORTEST IS BEGINED!!!!!

SHIT JUST GOT REAL SENATORS……………..WORDPRESS JUST INVIT ED ME TO JOIN SOMETHING AND I SAY “”YES”"! NO INTERNETS TOMORROW. I DONT NOW IF THE PORNOGRAPHY SITES WILLBE DARK BUT I BUYED 4 VIDEOTAPE SFROM THE FLEAMARKTET SO I THINK I HAVE

IT IS COVERED.

WHAT DO THE GOOGLE BLOGS DO? I HOPE A PROTEST TO. FUCK YOU INTERNETS HATERS!.!!!!

 

WHAT DO I WANTF ROM 5EDITON?

THANK YOU FOR AKSING ME HASBROS!! IN NOT PARTICULER ORDER:

AGAINST THE GIENTS BY JEFF REIENTS

TEMPLE OF E LEMEMNTAL EVIL BY GEFFREY CARCOSA

B1 BY MIKE STONE–HELL DUNGEON

CONAN BY PLANTET ALGOL

BLACKMOOR BY ZAK

THE DROW ONES MODULES   BY DYSON LOGOS

I DON’

TNEED ANY MORE NEW RULES, I HAVE RULES ALREADY OUT COMING MY BUTT-HOLE. PROLBALY TSR WANTS TO MAKE ANOTHE RULES BUT IM JUST SAYING I DONT NEED                           THEM. BUT I LOVE ALL OFTHSOE ALL OF ALL OF THOSE OLD MODULE AND I LOVE ALL OF THESE NEW OSR COMMUNETY GUY I HAVE READ THERE BLOG FOR THE PASSED FEW YEARS……………………………………………..SO WHY NOT RE-DO ALL THE OLD COOL STUFF WITH THE NEW COOL PEOPEAL????/ I THINK ZAK S. SUGGEST IT FIRST THAT D&D NEEDS TO BE LIKE COMICS BOOK WHERE YOU HAVE ONE WORLD OR CARICTER BUT DIFFERENT DUDES INTERTPRET IT DIFFERENT (WHERE IS THE LINK TO THAT OPEN LETTER?)?

DO THAT. ALSO DONT SCIMP ON THE BOOBS + SOME VAGINES.

PLEASE HELP ME JEFFR IENTS!!!!!1

COME OUT OF PITCHESS DC FEEL BETTER THAN EVER, A NICE 1 MOUNTH REST

AND NOW THE BATERYS ARE RECHRAGED!!!!!!11 BUT THE LESSIN IS LEARNT — DRINKING TIME DOES NOT = NAKED TIME, AT LEASE NOT IN PUBLIC

A JUST A NOW A QUICK QUESCHION FOR JEFF RIENTS OF BLOG FAME + A DM……………..WHAT IS THE FONT ARE USED FOR ASTERIOIDS 1618??? DO I HAVE ALREADY (OPEN OFFICE ON MY COMPUTER, I WILL NOT PAY YOU FOR WORDS MICRO-SOFT DICKS) OR DO I NEED TO MAKE A INDERNET QUEST FOR IT???  ? THEIR IS A E.CRITACAL PROJECT TO WORK ON………………………………….

 

A REVEW OF CONAN MOVIE

CONAN BARBARIAN WITH JASON MOMA IS THE 2ND BEST CONAN MOVIE EVER.  THAT PUTS IT WRITE IN THEMIDDEL OF THE TOP 5 MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!. (SORRY CANONBALLS RUN YOU HAVE BEEN KNOCKED INTO #6).

I DID NOT SEE THE 3D OF IT BUT BE-CAUSE OF THE BOOZE SOMETIMES IT FEELED 3D ANYWAYS – I SWEARE TO GOD THAT CONAN PUCHNED MY FASE AT LEASE ONE TIME, MAYBE 3-5!!!!!!1

I DRUNK 2 TALLBOYS BEFORE GO IN AND 1 HOTBOX WITH KIDS IN THE PARKING LOT, AND I THINK THIS IS A GOOD ISDEA.  AQ COUPLE TIMES THEIR WAS DANGER LIKE MAYBE I THINK ROSE MAGOWIN IS STUPID OR THIS MOVE NEEDS A THULSA-DOOM OR THESE SPECIAL AFFECTS LOOK LIKE 1996………………………BUT THEN THE BEER KICKS IN AND I GO ”HAHAHA HOW FUCKING CARES ITSAMOVIESTABSOMEONEQUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”" AND THEN SOME BOOBS COME ON AND THERES NO PROBLEM. HATERS SHOULD PROBALY DROP 3 TALL B’S AND BRING A FLASK FOR BACKUP TO GARANTEE FUN.

THERE WERE SEVERAL BOOBS BUT NO SORCERORESS BOOBS

I LIKE THE JAMAICAN GUY I HOPE THE NEXT CONNAN MOVIE IS CONAN + JAMAINACAN GUY AND THEY SAIL THEIR PIRATE SHIP AND BEAT UP BAD GUYS AND BONE CHICKS.

I THINKS ONE VERY MINOR QUIBBLE IS THE MONK CHICK THAT CONAN SAVES IS FUCKING LAME.  I THINK ARNOLD CONAN WOULD HAVE BONED HER AND THEN WHEN SHE GOT STOLE BY THE BAD GUY ARNOLD WOULD JUST SAY “AH SEE YOU AROUND I GUESS’ AND THEN HE ‘D FI

ND SOME COO LERCHICKS TO HANG OUT WITH. AND KICK THE BAD GUYS ASS LATER.

ALSO A CAMAL-PUNCH SUBPLOT WOULD BE NICE…………LIKE CONAN COULD BE WALKING THE DESERT AND A CAMEAL COULD STEAL HIS VAMPIRETEETH NECKLACE AND CONAN WOULD PUNCH HIS FASE AND SAY ‘NOT THIS TIME CAMAL!!!” OR IF THE CAMAL HAD BOOBS AND THEN CONAN PUNCHED HIM (HER?).

THE BOTTOM LINE: GO GET DRUNK AND SEE THE MOVIE IT IS GREAT, BUT ARNOLD CAN LIGHT UP A BIG CIGAR BECUASE HE IS STILL #1 OF ALL TIME.!!!!!!!

LIFETWEET CONAN #9

CROM –!!!  WHY A FORSAKE ME?  SPENT ALL MY MONEY ATA

BAR AND NOW THEIR IS NONE LEFT FORM OVIE.

TRY AGAIN TOMORRROW……………………………………………………………………………

LIVESTWWEETING CONAN #8

2PM OR 3PM???!?!

I THINK A BLACKOUT??  NOT SURE WHERE AM I.  SANPEDRO? OR MAYBE PLANET ALGOL?  BARF UP A BEER CAN………………………….WHY IS GLUE ON ALL OVER FACE? LOOK FOR LIQCOR STORE THEN FIND THEATAR OF CONAN THEN FIND HOME

#5 TWEET CONAN

I HAVE NEVER BEFORE EVER BEEN REFUSE SERVICE AT A LIQUOR STORE UNTIL TODAY.  I THINK.  IF I CANT BE WEARING JUST A LOINCLOTHES AND VAMPIRE TEETH NECKALCE TO GET MY BEER, THEN THE TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON.

BOUGHT SOME GLUE AT THE HARDWEAR STORE AXCROSS STREET SO THE JOEKS ON YOU, ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

 

TWEET #4 CONAN

12AM NOON

I JUST SAW THE WRONGED MOVIE.  CRAZY STUPIDLOVE IS NOT BAD IT HAS THE GUY FROM “OFFICE’ AND SOME HOT CHICKS BUT I AM AT A WRONG THEATAR — DO NOT GO TO THE ART THEATAR IN LONG BEACH IF YOU THINK YOU WANT TO SEE SOME FASE STABS, THEIR ARE NO FASE STABS HERE.  STOP AT THE ,LIQOUR STORE AND PLAN MY NEXT MOVE…………………..

CONAN #3

8:18AM NO CHICKS YET

TWEETING FOR CONAN MOVIE 2#

7:4AM

DRINK THREE BEERS ALREDY……………………………… ATE THE CANS JUST TO LET EVERY-ONE NOW I’M SERIOUS.  PRACTISING CONAN SWORD MOVES IN THE PARKING LOT.  STILL CLOSED THEATAR, HOW THEY MAKE MONEY IOF THE MOVIE IS NOT SHOW YET?!?!?!??!!!!?!