OKAY LET GETS DOWN TO BUSNESS!!!!

January 9, 2010

NO POSTING FROM ME……. FOREVER IT SEEM SLIKE.  WTF HAPENED???!?!  WELL, IT IS A LONG STORY…..

I HAD SOME HIGH HOPE SFOR “THE FORGETTTING REALMS’ CAMPAINE!!!1  BUT MY GROUP FELL APART EVEN BEFOUR WE GET A CHANCE TO PLAY A ONE SINGEL GAME.  CHUY JOINT THE MARINES AND NOW HE IS IN TRAINING.  HIS FUTURE: IRAN OR SOMETHING AND A LOT OF FIGHTING PROBABLY, SO KEEP HIM IN YOUR’E THOUGHTS (NOT THE COOL FIGHTING WHERE YOU KICK DOWN A DOOR AND STAB A ORC IN THE FACE BUT THE NOT-COOL KIND WHERE YOU SIT AROUND ALL DAY IN THE DESSERT   AND THEN A LITTEL KID WITH A GRENADE HID IN A MANGO BLOWS YOUR NUTS OFF]..  

SKIDS MCGWIRE IS MISSING.  JUST MISSING LIK E NO ONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS.  HE DOES THAT SOMETIME.  LAST YEAR HE DISPEARED FOR A FEW MONTH THEN WE SEE HIM IN TIME SQUARE WITH A PONY TALE AND A ORANGE DRESS AND HE IS PASSING OUT PAMFLETS…… WE GRAB HIM AND A COUPLE OF THE OTHER ORANGE DRESS GUYS GOT A ATTITUDE………… I THINK YOU NOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT—   A COUPLE KRISHNAS GOT CRUSHED.!

JOHNNY CUPCHECK GOT ALL WEIRD ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.  I THINK HE THINKS THAT D AND D IS FOR NERDS, WHICH IT KINDA IS BUT HE DIDNT HAVE TO SAY IT ALL MEAN LIKE THAT. :(

ROBERT FICK IS BACK PLAYING BASEBALL.  DONT KNOW WHICH TEAM NOW.

GREG CONOLY GOT A GIRL PREGENENT AND NOW HE LIVES IN SEATLE AND GOT A JOB AND EVERYHTING.  PROBABLY HE IS THE ONE WE HAVE TO PRAY FOR THE MOST!!! :)

I MADE UP ‘MAMA CUNA’ I WILL ADMIT!  I JUST THOUGHT EVERYONE WOULD THI NK I WAS COOL IF THEIR WAS AGIRL IN OUR GROUP.  MAMACUNA MEANS A BAD WORD IN ARMENIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (I WILL NOT TELL WHAT IT IS

SO NOW I AM BACK!?  WHY CAN THIS BE?!  SOMEONE MADE  MENTION OF THIS BLOG (http://joeskythedungeonbrawler.wordpress.com/) ON THERE OWN WEBSITE: http://planetalgol.blogspot.com/

A VERY COOL ONE AND YOU SHOULD GO THERE!  IT IS DUNGEONS & D, BUT DIFFERENT- THERE ARE ROBOTS AND SEX LADIES, AND THE PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT COLORS (A BLACK MAN IS SERIOUSLY BLACK, NOT JUST KINDA BROWN OR COFFFEE).  ALOT HAVE SWORDS, BUT A LOT ALSO HAVE GUNS.  CACTIS PEOPLE WITH PRICKLE-SKIN.  I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A THING BEFORE, BUT IT IS VERY VERY CREATIVE!!!! 

SO KNOW I HAVE SOME CREATIVE EN-ERGY OF MY OWN AND I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO D AND D, BUT THEIR IS NO GROUP.  NO PROBLEM!  I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS TO SHARE, I WILL SHARE THEM HERE WITH YOU.  TAKE SOME IDEAS, USE THEM FOR YOUR GAMES, BUT BE SURE TO REPORT BACK AND TELLING ME ALLABOUT IT SO I CAN LIVE VARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST UP: MY CUSTOM DISEASE TABLE.  MANY GAMES HAVE ALL THE NORMAL DISEASE, LIKE COLDS, TOMB ROT, BUTTERFACE, GIANT RAT BITES, ELF-RASH, ETC.. BUT I HAVE A FEW NEW ONES.  ROLL D20 ANYTIME A CHARACTER IS EXPOSED TO A DIRTY SITUATION:

1-2 HOBBITMOUTH: USUALY ONLY SEEN IN THE WEE FOLK, FROM EATING OF TOO MUCH PIES, THIS WILL IMMEDITE REDUCE CHARISMA TO 3.  ALSO CAUSE FEAR IN THE OPPOSTIT SEX.  CURE WITH SOME BRUSHING.

3-7 CAVALEIRS SHAME: JESUS THIS IS A TERRIBLE ONE.  THE BREATS SWELL INTO A WOMANLY STATURE.  JUST WALKING THROUGH TOWN CALLS FOR HOOTS AND WHISTLING.  LOSE A LEVEL IMMEDIATE (FROM THE EMBARASMENT). ON A PLUS SIDE, 18 CHARIMSA WHEN DEAL WITH OGRES, TROLL, HILL GIANTS, AND FELONS.  CURE WITH REDUCE+CURE DISEASE+WISH.

7-19 CANSER: THERE ARE MANY TYPES, ALL ARE DEALDLY BUT IT CAN TAKE YEARS.  ROLL 4D4 THAT IS HOW MANY YEARS TO LIVE, EACH YEAR YOU LOSE A POINT FROM ONE RANDOM ABILITY AND IF A ABILITY IS 3 OR LESS YOU DIE EARLY.  CURE DISEASE +BLESS TO CURE THIS ONE.

20 LICH ITCH: THEIR IS NO PICTURE FOR THIS ONE.  ROLL D100- THIS IS HOW MANY DAYS IT TAKES TO TRANSFORM INTO A LICH.  EACH OF THOSE DAYS IS SPEND ITCHTING, SCRATCHY, SLOWLY TEARING AWAY FLESH UNTIL ONLY BONE AND ANGER IS LEFT OVER.  BUT PROBABLY A LICH IS MORE COOL THAN YOUR CHARACTER WAS, SO THIS COULD BE A WIN FOR YOU!!  CURE WITH HEAL+REMOVE CURESE+BLESS+ALTAR REALITY.

I WILL NOT WAIT A LONG FOR THE NEXT POST!!!  SEE YOU SOON

5 Responses to “OKAY LET GETS DOWN TO BUSNESS!!!!”


  1. If you have trouble getting people to play D&D because of the “nerd’s game” label, try this one: http://www2.hawaii.edu/~rdeese/RPG/D02/D02.htm

    I didn’t make that site, but I did write that game a long time ago. Seems right up your alley, and it’s not a “nerd’s game” like D&D. :D

    Hope the link over from Algol gets you posting more. I followed here from there, and want to see some rasslin’ rules!

  2. Ragnorakk Says:

    UGH! Brawl! Hobbitmouth!

  3. Yesmar Says:

    LITCH ITCH! That rules, man!

  4. Carter Soles Says:

    These are badass diseases! Thanks!


  5. [...] Bonus Gernsbackian misprint fun: when can I have my flying ear? Bonus situationist fun: tracing the symptoms of an imaginary plague. The architecture-school-speke is pretty thick here, but it’s making me imagine different kinds of contagions – plagues that are archaeological, epistemic, fetishistic or psychoanalytic… cryptographic. Not sure what to do with that yet, but I feel a table of outre diseases coming on. Something to respond to Joesky’s Lich Itch. [...]


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