REAMS OF CRAWLING CHAOS FOR LABYRINTH LORD IS COOL!!!!!1  WHAT TO DO IT WITH 1ST?  MAKE A CHARACTER GENERATION, OF COARSE……………………..

HELLO FISHFASE!!!! KEEP AWAY YOUR FIRE FROM ME

PAPSMATCH

LVL.1 SEA-BLOOD MAGICUSER

ALIGNMENT: CHAOTIC NUETRAL

STR 18

INT 17

WIS 13

DEX 13

CON 12

CHA 3

HP: 1

AC: 8

XP: 0

MPONEY: 59 G. PIECES

SPELLS: OILS OF SEA-BLOOD REVALATION (FORMULA)

SPELLS IN SPELLBOOK: OILS OF SEA-BLOOD REVALATION (FORMULA), READ MAGICAL

ITEMS: CURVY DAGGER, SMELLYROBE, FLIPFLOP SANDELS, A BELT, A BELT POUCH IS ON IT, SPIRIT BOTTEL, NOOSE, FLINTERBOX

PAPSMATCH IS THE UGLYEST GUY AROUND. HE DOESN NOT NOW YET THAT HE HAS FISH IN HIS BLOOD…………………WHICH WILL COME TO A REAL SHOCK WHEN HE FINDS OUT BECAUS HE RUNS AROUND TOWN ACUSING PEOPLE OF HAVE THE SEA-BLOOD, THEN HE POURS THEM WITH HIS

SEA-BLOOD FINDER OIL AND IF THEY ARE SEA-BLOOD HERE COMES THE NOOSE AND SOME BURING FIRE!!!! WHY DO PEOPLE LISTEN TO HIM? HE IS SO STINKING UGLY THAT THEY’RE IS FEAR OF HIM (KIDS CALL HIM THE BOOGGIEMAN!!!). HE SHOULD BE CAREFULLER – WITH THE ONLY A SINGEL HP IF HE PISSES OFF THE WRONG DUDE EVEN A SLAP TOO THE FASE COULD BE FATEL!

HE ALSO HAS A SPIRIT BOTTLE WITH A CHILD IN IT DUT THE KID IS A LIARE AND WITH A SHITTY ATITUDE, SO THE INFORMATION IS AL-WAYS BAD……PAPSMATCH TRYS NOT TO TALK TO THE KID BUT HE IS TO CURIOUS FOR AVOIDING THIS……!

SOMEDAY, WHEN HE FIND OUT HIS MOM BONED A FISHFASE GUY TO MAKE HIM, PAPSMATCH WILL GO FUCKING NUTS…………………MORE NUTS THAN NOW!!!!!!1

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