WENSDAY NIGHT FIGHTS

May 19, 2011

HERE IS

AGOOD ONE …………………………… LIKE ROMAN GLADIATER TIMES IS A MOB BATTLE FRO YOUR ENTERTAINMENTS.  IN THE ONE CORNER WE HAVE…………

TUCKERS KOBOLDS!!1

AND NOW TO MAKE THE FIGHT WE LET IN SOME……………

GREMLINS GREMLINS GREMILNS

TUCKARDS KOLBOLDS V.S. THE GREMLINS A PRETTY FAIR FIGHT BECAUSE BOTH BOTH NEVER FIGHT WITH FAIR1 – THIS IS A BUNCH OF REAL BASTERDS FOR SURE!  WHO WILL WIN?  I HAVE A IDEA BUT FOR YOU IS TO GUESSS…………………………..!! WHO…………….!!

10 Responses to “WENSDAY NIGHT FIGHTS”

  1. mwschmeer Says:

    200 GP ON THE GREMLINS! ESPECIALLY IF STRIPE IS STILL LEADER. STRIPE KICK GIZMO ASS. QUESTION: SUNLIGHT KILL GREMLINS! IS GREMLINS UNDEAD? DISCUSS.

  2. Brian Says:

    I hate to say it, but as much as admire the kobolds, I gotta go with the gremlins on this one. Tucker’s kobolds rely heavily on defense, which you’d think would give them the edge. But the gremlins are masters at thwarting complicated defenses, and the more complex, the better the gremlins do!

    Plus, last I checked, the kobolds lacked access to vital gremlin slaying tech, like blenders and microwaves.

  3. Drance Says:

    Gremlins are batshit crazy, and therefore they should win. Kobolds are tough little scrappers, but you just can’t beat crazy. Gremlins will jump on your head and eat your face. Kobolds won’t do that.

  4. Drance Says:

    Also, gremlins are funny. Kobolds are way too serious. Another point for gremlins.

  5. sniderman Says:

    I agree with the “batshit crazy” angle on the grems. Also they’re incredibly technologically adept, so they’d be able to make insanely deadly weapons. But sunlight kills them ferchristssake, so all the kobolds have gotta do is open the curtains to win.

  6. N. Wright Says:

    I gotta go with the kobolds. They’ve got cohesion, which is a huge advantage. Gremlins are a mob- tucker’s kobolds are a highly organized, insanely effective unit. Discipline always wins over ragged mobs.

    Plus, they can fight in the light.

    If we’re going for the “both sides are fighting as dirty as possible under the best conditions they can manage”, I think that the kobolds would have it.

  7. Erin Says:

    Gremlins, hands down. For reasons mentioned, but also the ability to easily replace losses via hydration.

    However, I will concede that if Tucker’s Kobolds can bring down Stripe, it could be a game changer.

  8. Jack Colby Says:

    No question, the gremlins will win unless the sun is out. It would only be remotely fair if there was no water nearby. If the kobolds were able to strike down the gremlins before they could do anything they might have a chance.

  9. Jack Colby Says:

    Oh, and another thing… gremlins are real, kobolds are imaginary. Just look at the pictures you posted for the proof. Gremlins for the win!

  10. tellius Says:

    Gremlins are bitchingly cool however, maybe if they all had cool sunglasses, the Kobold’s brain would just explode from the cool overload.

    While Gremlins are batshit insane and spawn with even drops of water (which makes them incredibly awesome), Tucker’s Kobolds are cunning little bastards. The Kobolds would do sneaky shit like put the gremlins in a small stone room and pour water continually over them until they squish each other to death .. forever!!

    I’d have to go for the Kobold’s.


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