OKAY WE ARE HAVING A TOUGH TIME ALL GET TOGETHER TO PLAY, SO I AM DOING A TOP 10 LIST OF MONSTERS LIKE EVERY ONE ELSE IS!!  THIS IS THE LIST OF THE TOP 10 BRAWLING MONSTERS THEY MIGHT NOT ALL BE THE TOUGHEST BUT THEY LIKE TOO FIGHT-

10. IRON GOLEM

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THIS GUY IS ALMOST TO BIG TO COUNT FOR THE LIST, BUT STILL- HE NOT ONLY CAN PUNCH THE HELL OUT OF YOU, HE WILL JUST PICK YOU RIGHT AT AND LAUGH IN YOUR FACE ABOUT IT! MINE DO NOT HAVE SOWRDS THOUGH………..

9.   OWLBEAR

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A BEAR IS TOUGH OPPONENT.  A BEAR WITH THE SPEED AND CUNNING OF A OWL IS A REAL HAND FULL!!!!!!!

8. MIMIC

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1ST LEVEL PLAYER: OKAY, I SERCH THE TREASURE CHEST.  WHAT DO I FOUND?

DM JOESKY: OK, YOU FOUND DEATH BECAUSE THE TREASURE CHEST JUST PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE.  PLEAESE ROLL A NEW CHARACTER.

7. DWARF

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ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?    YOU MUST BE LOOK AT ME, THEIR IS NO ONES ELSE HERE???!?!?!?!

6. BUGBEAR

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LIKE I SAID A BEAR IS TOUGH.  A BEAR PLUS OWL IS TOUGHER.  A BEAR WITH THE SKILL OF A BUG IS THE WORST.  MY BUGBAERS ALSO HAVE POISON, LIKE LOTS OF BUGS IN THE REAL WORLD DOES.

5. HILL GIANT

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THEIR AR ELOTS OF GIANTS TO CHOOSE FROM, BUT I THINK JUST THE HILL GIANT IS THE BEST.  ITS NOT TO BIG TO BE OUT OF CONTROL, BUT BIG ENOUGH THAT NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO GET IN A FIGHT WITH ONE.  THEY ARE THE SMALLEST GIANT, SO THEY HAVE KIND OF A ATTITUDE ABOUT THAT,ALSO.

4. TROLOGDYTE

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TROGDOLYTES ARE THE RETARDS OF THE JUNGLE.  THEY SEEM FINE BUT THEN YOU GET THEM MAD AND THEY ATTAKC YOU WITH THERE CRAZY RETARD STRENGTH AND THEN THEY SPIT ON YOU (WHICH HAPENS IN A LOT OF BRAWLS!!!!1).  THIS ONE IS PLAYING BASEBALL (WAS THIS INVENTED YET????)

3. OTYUGH (SP?)

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WHEN I WRITE THIS THE SPELLING DOES NOT LOOK RIGHT.  ANYWAYS THEY HAS THREE ARMS TO PUNCH YOU WITH, PLUS THEY LIVE IN THE GARBAGE LIKE OSCAR GROUCH, AND EVERYONE NOWS HE LIKES TOO FIGHT!!!!  I THINK LIVING IN THE GARBAGE MAKES YOU A BAD MOOD………

2. OGRE

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A OLDY BUT A GOODIE!!!!   !!!  DOES ANY ONE LIKE A FIGHT MORE?  IN MY GAME THEY DO NOT USED WEAPONS, THEY JUST HAVE A ROLL OF GOLD COINS IN THEY’RE FISTS LIKE WE DO ON THE STREETS (I USE A ROLL OF QUARTERS, NOT GOLD COINS).  SO THEN IF YOU CAN BEAT HTEM, THERE TRESURE IS THE GOLD COINS.

1. CONAN

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YOU AR ENOT THINK HE IS A MONSTER?  THOSE DUDES IN THE PIT THINK HE IS A MONSTER.  THE WITCH CHICK WHO TRIED TO BONE HIM THINK HE IS A MONSTER.  THE GINAT SNAKE THINK HE IS A MONSTER.  THULSA DOOMS TWO BODYGARDS THINK HE IS A MONSTER.  THULSA DOOM THINK HE IS A MONSTER, TO.  CONAN IS A STRIGHT KILLER, TO FIGHT HIM IN A BRAWL IS TO HOPE THAT YOU WILL ONLY WAKE UP SEVERAL HOURS LATER AFTER SEEING STARS AND COOCOO BIRDS!  PROBABLYHE WILL STAB YOU TO DEATH AND MAKE A CONQUEST OF YOUR DEAD BODY, SO EXPECT A HEAVY HEART AND TO TO ROLL SOME NEW STATS.