A CONAN MOVIE THOUGHTS

January 17, 2010

http://grognardia.blogspot.com/2010/01/pain-continues.html

http://www.thecimmerian.com/?p=10175#more-10175

ALOT OF TALKING ABOUT A NEW CONAN MOVIE, AND HERE IS MY TWO DOLLARS.

FIRST OF OFF I AM VERY EXCITED TO HAVE A NEW MOVIE!!!  IT WILL NOT BE ASG OOD AS THE     FIRST ONE BECAUES THAT IS IMPOSSITE!! (WE ALL KNOW THIS IS TRUE))  IT MIGHT NOT HAVE EVERY THING THAT I THINK IT MUST HAVE TO BUT THAT IS OK-AY; IF IM NOT THE ONE MAKE AND PAY FOR THE MOVIE, THEAN I DONT TO GET CALL ALLL THE SHOT!!!!!!!!!1

OF ALL OF THINGS IAM LEAST WORRY ABOUT IS THE ACTOR OF CONAN- IT DOES NOT REALY MATTER WHO IS CONAN, ONCE YOU PUT O NTHE LOINSCLOTH AND THE VAMPIRE TEETH NECKLICE AND THE BIG SWORD, THE SPIRIT OF CONAN IS PUT IN YOU – THE ANGER FIRES UP, A BRAWL MUST HAPPEN, AND SOME DUDES WILL GET THEMSELF STABBED IN THE FASE!  EVEN MICHAEL SERA CAN PLAY A CONAN SO THIS IS NOT A WORRY.

CROM LAHFFS AT YOUR FOUR WINDS!!!!!!!

THE DIRECTER IS WHO?  I DO NOT NOW HIM BUT IF HE CAN POINT A CAMERA AT A HEAD WHEN A AXE CUTS IT OFF, THEN HE WILL DO JUST FIEN.  ALSO MUST BE COMFORTABAL TO FILM LARGE SNAKES  !

IF ANYHTING TO WORRY ABOUT IS PRODUCER AVY LERNER.  THIS CREEP DOESNT NICKLE-AND-DIME PEOPEL CBECAUSE THAT KIND OF MONEY IS TO EXTRAVEGANT!!!!  HE WOULD RATHER PENNY-AND-PEICE OF STRING THEM!! /AS LONG AS HE FINDED THE PEICE OF STRING ON THE GROUND SO IT DID NOT COST HIM ANYTHING)  HE MIGHT DECIDE REAL FAKE BLOOD IS TOO EXPENSE SO HE WILL ONLY BYE KATCHUP!!!?!??!  THER EWOULD BE THE DISASTER.

I WILL WAITE TO SEE THE MOVE THAT COMES OUT AND WHEN I GO I WILL HAVE A SPIRIT OF LOOKING FOR THINGS THAT I LIKE AND NOT GET EXCITE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE THINGS THAT I DONT LIKE.  I THINNK SOME PEOPEL ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING TO THE MOVIE JUST SO THEY CAN BE THE FIRST ONE TO TEXT “OMFG THE ACTOR IS A SISSY!  THIS IS SO DUMB BECAUSE THE BAD GUY HAS SCALE MALE AND EVERBODY KNOWS THAT BANDED MALE HAS LESS ENCUMBERANCE WTF !!!!  CONAN SHOULD NOT HAVE A HUGE MUSLE LIKE THAT HE IS A THEIF HOW CAN HE MOVE SILENT TO BACKSTAB IF YOU CAN HEAR HIS BICEPS BULGING???!” 

EVERYONE:”JOESKY YOU ARE THE DUNGEON BRAWLER: YOU SHOULD ARGUE TO MAKE PEOPEPL FIGHT OVER THIS!”

JOESKY: NO A MOVIE IS NOT FOR A FIGHT.DONT HAVE A BAD TIME BECAUSE A IMAGINARY PERSON IS NOT THE SAME AS YOUR IMAGINATION, JUST HAVE SOME FUN WITH HIM ANYWAY!!!!

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A TERRIBLE EARTHQUAKE THAT HAS BRING ME BACK TO THE REAL WORLD, AND LOTS OF PEOPEL NEED SOME HELP.  I DONATED TO WYCLEF JON’S ORGANAZATION WHICH IS YELE HAITI, BUT THEIR IS LOTS OF OTHERS IF YOU WANT TO DO NATE, GO TO GOOGLE MAIN PAGE AND THERE IS A LINK THAT TAKES YOU TO ABUNCH OF AID LINKS.

http://www.yele.org/

A TIEM LIKE THIS MAKES ME WISH FOR REAL SPELLS AND MAGIC TO HELPM, BUT MONEY IS A LITTLE LIKE MAGIC SO I GAVE THAT WHICH IS ALL I REALY HAVE (AND NOT MUCH!!!!  )THAT IS ALL I CAN DO I HOPE THERE IS SOME HELP FOR YOU GUYS!

NO POSTING FROM ME……. FOREVER IT SEEM SLIKE.  WTF HAPENED???!?!  WELL, IT IS A LONG STORY…..

I HAD SOME HIGH HOPE SFOR “THE FORGETTTING REALMS’ CAMPAINE!!!1  BUT MY GROUP FELL APART EVEN BEFOUR WE GET A CHANCE TO PLAY A ONE SINGEL GAME.  CHUY JOINT THE MARINES AND NOW HE IS IN TRAINING.  HIS FUTURE: IRAN OR SOMETHING AND A LOT OF FIGHTING PROBABLY, SO KEEP HIM IN YOUR’E THOUGHTS (NOT THE COOL FIGHTING WHERE YOU KICK DOWN A DOOR AND STAB A ORC IN THE FACE BUT THE NOT-COOL KIND WHERE YOU SIT AROUND ALL DAY IN THE DESSERT   AND THEN A LITTEL KID WITH A GRENADE HID IN A MANGO BLOWS YOUR NUTS OFF]..  

SKIDS MCGWIRE IS MISSING.  JUST MISSING LIK E NO ONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS.  HE DOES THAT SOMETIME.  LAST YEAR HE DISPEARED FOR A FEW MONTH THEN WE SEE HIM IN TIME SQUARE WITH A PONY TALE AND A ORANGE DRESS AND HE IS PASSING OUT PAMFLETS…… WE GRAB HIM AND A COUPLE OF THE OTHER ORANGE DRESS GUYS GOT A ATTITUDE………… I THINK YOU NOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT—   A COUPLE KRISHNAS GOT CRUSHED.!

JOHNNY CUPCHECK GOT ALL WEIRD ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.  I THINK HE THINKS THAT D AND D IS FOR NERDS, WHICH IT KINDA IS BUT HE DIDNT HAVE TO SAY IT ALL MEAN LIKE THAT. 😦

ROBERT FICK IS BACK PLAYING BASEBALL.  DONT KNOW WHICH TEAM NOW.

GREG CONOLY GOT A GIRL PREGENENT AND NOW HE LIVES IN SEATLE AND GOT A JOB AND EVERYHTING.  PROBABLY HE IS THE ONE WE HAVE TO PRAY FOR THE MOST!!! 🙂

I MADE UP ‘MAMA CUNA’ I WILL ADMIT!  I JUST THOUGHT EVERYONE WOULD THI NK I WAS COOL IF THEIR WAS AGIRL IN OUR GROUP.  MAMACUNA MEANS A BAD WORD IN ARMENIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (I WILL NOT TELL WHAT IT IS

SO NOW I AM BACK!?  WHY CAN THIS BE?!  SOMEONE MADE  MENTION OF THIS BLOG (https://joeskythedungeonbrawler.wordpress.com/) ON THERE OWN WEBSITE: http://planetalgol.blogspot.com/

A VERY COOL ONE AND YOU SHOULD GO THERE!  IT IS DUNGEONS & D, BUT DIFFERENT- THERE ARE ROBOTS AND SEX LADIES, AND THE PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT COLORS (A BLACK MAN IS SERIOUSLY BLACK, NOT JUST KINDA BROWN OR COFFFEE).  ALOT HAVE SWORDS, BUT A LOT ALSO HAVE GUNS.  CACTIS PEOPLE WITH PRICKLE-SKIN.  I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A THING BEFORE, BUT IT IS VERY VERY CREATIVE!!!! 

SO KNOW I HAVE SOME CREATIVE EN-ERGY OF MY OWN AND I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO D AND D, BUT THEIR IS NO GROUP.  NO PROBLEM!  I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS TO SHARE, I WILL SHARE THEM HERE WITH YOU.  TAKE SOME IDEAS, USE THEM FOR YOUR GAMES, BUT BE SURE TO REPORT BACK AND TELLING ME ALLABOUT IT SO I CAN LIVE VARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST UP: MY CUSTOM DISEASE TABLE.  MANY GAMES HAVE ALL THE NORMAL DISEASE, LIKE COLDS, TOMB ROT, BUTTERFACE, GIANT RAT BITES, ELF-RASH, ETC.. BUT I HAVE A FEW NEW ONES.  ROLL D20 ANYTIME A CHARACTER IS EXPOSED TO A DIRTY SITUATION:

1-2 HOBBITMOUTH: USUALY ONLY SEEN IN THE WEE FOLK, FROM EATING OF TOO MUCH PIES, THIS WILL IMMEDITE REDUCE CHARISMA TO 3.  ALSO CAUSE FEAR IN THE OPPOSTIT SEX.  CURE WITH SOME BRUSHING.

3-7 CAVALEIRS SHAME: JESUS THIS IS A TERRIBLE ONE.  THE BREATS SWELL INTO A WOMANLY STATURE.  JUST WALKING THROUGH TOWN CALLS FOR HOOTS AND WHISTLING.  LOSE A LEVEL IMMEDIATE (FROM THE EMBARASMENT). ON A PLUS SIDE, 18 CHARIMSA WHEN DEAL WITH OGRES, TROLL, HILL GIANTS, AND FELONS.  CURE WITH REDUCE+CURE DISEASE+WISH.

7-19 CANSER: THERE ARE MANY TYPES, ALL ARE DEALDLY BUT IT CAN TAKE YEARS.  ROLL 4D4 THAT IS HOW MANY YEARS TO LIVE, EACH YEAR YOU LOSE A POINT FROM ONE RANDOM ABILITY AND IF A ABILITY IS 3 OR LESS YOU DIE EARLY.  CURE DISEASE +BLESS TO CURE THIS ONE.

20 LICH ITCH: THEIR IS NO PICTURE FOR THIS ONE.  ROLL D100- THIS IS HOW MANY DAYS IT TAKES TO TRANSFORM INTO A LICH.  EACH OF THOSE DAYS IS SPEND ITCHTING, SCRATCHY, SLOWLY TEARING AWAY FLESH UNTIL ONLY BONE AND ANGER IS LEFT OVER.  BUT PROBABLY A LICH IS MORE COOL THAN YOUR CHARACTER WAS, SO THIS COULD BE A WIN FOR YOU!!  CURE WITH HEAL+REMOVE CURESE+BLESS+ALTAR REALITY.

I WILL NOT WAIT A LONG FOR THE NEXT POST!!!  SEE YOU SOON