A CONAN MOVIE THOUGHTS

January 17, 2010

http://grognardia.blogspot.com/2010/01/pain-continues.html

http://www.thecimmerian.com/?p=10175#more-10175

ALOT OF TALKING ABOUT A NEW CONAN MOVIE, AND HERE IS MY TWO DOLLARS.

FIRST OF OFF I AM VERY EXCITED TO HAVE A NEW MOVIE!!!  IT WILL NOT BE ASG OOD AS THE     FIRST ONE BECAUES THAT IS IMPOSSITE!! (WE ALL KNOW THIS IS TRUE))  IT MIGHT NOT HAVE EVERY THING THAT I THINK IT MUST HAVE TO BUT THAT IS OK-AY; IF IM NOT THE ONE MAKE AND PAY FOR THE MOVIE, THEAN I DONT TO GET CALL ALLL THE SHOT!!!!!!!!!1

OF ALL OF THINGS IAM LEAST WORRY ABOUT IS THE ACTOR OF CONAN- IT DOES NOT REALY MATTER WHO IS CONAN, ONCE YOU PUT O NTHE LOINSCLOTH AND THE VAMPIRE TEETH NECKLICE AND THE BIG SWORD, THE SPIRIT OF CONAN IS PUT IN YOU – THE ANGER FIRES UP, A BRAWL MUST HAPPEN, AND SOME DUDES WILL GET THEMSELF STABBED IN THE FASE!  EVEN MICHAEL SERA CAN PLAY A CONAN SO THIS IS NOT A WORRY.

CROM LAHFFS AT YOUR FOUR WINDS!!!!!!!

THE DIRECTER IS WHO?  I DO NOT NOW HIM BUT IF HE CAN POINT A CAMERA AT A HEAD WHEN A AXE CUTS IT OFF, THEN HE WILL DO JUST FIEN.  ALSO MUST BE COMFORTABAL TO FILM LARGE SNAKES  !

IF ANYHTING TO WORRY ABOUT IS PRODUCER AVY LERNER.  THIS CREEP DOESNT NICKLE-AND-DIME PEOPEL CBECAUSE THAT KIND OF MONEY IS TO EXTRAVEGANT!!!!  HE WOULD RATHER PENNY-AND-PEICE OF STRING THEM!! /AS LONG AS HE FINDED THE PEICE OF STRING ON THE GROUND SO IT DID NOT COST HIM ANYTHING)  HE MIGHT DECIDE REAL FAKE BLOOD IS TOO EXPENSE SO HE WILL ONLY BYE KATCHUP!!!?!??!  THER EWOULD BE THE DISASTER.

I WILL WAITE TO SEE THE MOVE THAT COMES OUT AND WHEN I GO I WILL HAVE A SPIRIT OF LOOKING FOR THINGS THAT I LIKE AND NOT GET EXCITE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE THINGS THAT I DONT LIKE.  I THINNK SOME PEOPEL ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING TO THE MOVIE JUST SO THEY CAN BE THE FIRST ONE TO TEXT “OMFG THE ACTOR IS A SISSY!  THIS IS SO DUMB BECAUSE THE BAD GUY HAS SCALE MALE AND EVERBODY KNOWS THAT BANDED MALE HAS LESS ENCUMBERANCE WTF !!!!  CONAN SHOULD NOT HAVE A HUGE MUSLE LIKE THAT HE IS A THEIF HOW CAN HE MOVE SILENT TO BACKSTAB IF YOU CAN HEAR HIS BICEPS BULGING???!” 

EVERYONE:”JOESKY YOU ARE THE DUNGEON BRAWLER: YOU SHOULD ARGUE TO MAKE PEOPEPL FIGHT OVER THIS!”

JOESKY: NO A MOVIE IS NOT FOR A FIGHT.DONT HAVE A BAD TIME BECAUSE A IMAGINARY PERSON IS NOT THE SAME AS YOUR IMAGINATION, JUST HAVE SOME FUN WITH HIM ANYWAY!!!!

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2 Responses to “A CONAN MOVIE THOUGHTS”

  1. Blair Says:

    Just wanted to let you know that I found this post very inspirational and it even inspired a new magic item for my campaign. Thanks JOESKY!

  2. Ragnorakk Says:

    best possible of all reviews


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