TOP FIVE VIDEO COUNT DOWN

February 24, 2010

  A VERY INSPIRE IDEA FROM http://www.rocksfallblog.com/2010/02/5-music-videos-that-could-be-campaign.html (EVEN THOUGHS BLACK EYE PEAS ARE THE MOST AWFUL, SERIUSLY THEY SHOULD BE BANISH TO CARCOSA FOR A SORCERER TO USE) AND A GOOD FUN FO REVERYONE TO TRY!!    !

 SO HERE IS MY IDEA PLUS A VIDEOS:

TIME FOR PRETEND BY “MGMT” – WHEN THERE IS TOO MUCH PLAYING RPG A PROBLEM CAN HAPPIN………..YOU BECOME THE GAME!!!!  YOU ARE TOSS INTO A WORLD OF FATNASY WHERE NON OF THE RULES APPLY.  YOU ARE A BEACH ELF.  HERE EVERYTHING IS FLYING- DOLFINS, CRABS, GUYS OF SURFING, EVEN OWLS!!!!!!  THE CRABS ARE DICKS AND MAKE OFTEN A PINCHER ATTACK, AND THE DOLFINS SURRENDAR.  YOUR BONFIRE DANCE IS INTERUPTED…………TIME FOR PRETEND IS OVER, TIME FOR WAR IS NOW.

HOW IS A FLYING CRAB TO BE KILLED?PROBALY THE ANSWER IS FOUND ON THE MOON AND YOU MUST RIDE YOU’RE GIANT KITTEN TO GET THERE. RETURN WITH THE EXPLODE ARROWS- A CHAMPION SHOT WILL SET THE DOLFINS FREE!!!!!!!  BUT THE HOVERCRABS ARE NEVER GONE FOR LONG.  SO THE ADVENTURE WILL CONTINUE………………..

EVENT HORIZON BY 357 LOVER – THE FUTURE.  A DANGEROUS PLACE.  ROCK MUSIC IS NOW MAKE BETTER BY TECHNOLIGY, BUT OUTLAW BANDS IS BANISH INTO SPACE FOR ROCKING TOO DAMN HARD (THEY ARE GOOD GUYS, IT IS A TRICK).  CAN ROCK SURVIVE INSPACE??  BETTER QUESTOIN…….CAN SPACE SURVICE GETTING ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PC BAND MUST TRAVEL THE FURTHER REACHEST OF THE GALAXY TO COLLECT MAGIC INTRUMENTS- A GUITAR, SOME DRUMS AND A KEYBOARD.  ONLY A STRONG BAND CAN RETURN TO THE EARTH TO GIVE  A CONCERT TO NEVER FORGET.

TENASIOUS D BY WONDERBOY”- OKAY HERE IS SOME REAL D AND D!!!!  IT IS……….. A LAND OF SNOW AND ICE (YOU SHOULD DRESS WARM).  DOES A SORCERERS CURSE IS ON THE LAND?    HAVE THE GODS PUNISH THEM ALL? NO ONE KNOWS YET, AND EVEN CLIMBING THE SNOW MOUNTAINTS DOES NOT GIVE A ANSWER ONLY MORE ROAD TO THE DESTINATION.  A STORM IS COME BETTER GO IN THAT CAVE.. – A HYDRA ATTACKS! (THEY LOVE CAVES.  DEFEAT THE HYDRA IS TOUGH AND THAT DOESNT HELP THE SNOW – WHAT NOW?

STRANGE MAGIC BY ELO – LOOKS JUST LIKE GREYHAWK AND THERE ARE ORCS AND GINAT SCORPIANS AND GIANT RATS AND FIREBALL CASTING AND SWORDS AND WALKING ACROSS BRIDGES AND GHOSTS AND SOME MORE.  I THINK IF YOU LIKE GRAYHAWK OR FOGETTEN REALMS YOU WILL LIKE THIS. VERY MELLOW (4.20 FREINDLY ALSO).

DREAM AWAY FROM GEORGE HARRISEN  – IF A JEANIE GAVE ME A MAGIC RING AND SAID MAKE A WISH TO HAVE ANYTHING I WOULD SAY MAKE ME CONAN.  BUT IF IT WAS A TRICK AND HE SAIID AHAHAHA YOU CAN BE ANYTHING BUT CONAN I WOULD SAY MAKE ME A TIME BANDIT.  SOMEONE MAKE A VIDEO OF THIS SONG!!!!!  SOMEONE MAKE A TIME BANDIT TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THERE A TIME BANDIT GAME.  IF NOT ITS NEED TO BE MADE.

SORCERER’S MAKE A GOOD BAD GUY- THEY ARE ALWAY UP TO NO GOODAND EVENTHOUGH THEY ARE KIND OF WIMPY THEY ARE UP FOR A GOOD BRAWL IT SEEMS.!!  BUT THE BEST THING ABOUT THEM IS THEY ARE A TRICK……….. JUST WHEN YOU HAVE THEM ON THE ROPE THEY PULL SOME BULLSHIT.  SO HERE IS A QUICK RANDOM TABEL TO REPRESENT WHAT A SORCEROR MAY COME UP WITH WHEN TH ECHIPS ARE DOWN.

IF YOUR BAD GUY IS NOT A SORCERER THIS MAY WORK FOR YOU, HE JUST HAS TO BE THE COMBINATION OF SMART +ANGRY.  ALSOHE SHOUL DBE AT LEASDT 3RD OR MORE LEVEL (NOT JUST A NEWBIE):

SORCERERS DICK MOVE TABLE (ROLL A D12 WHEN THE LOSES HALF HIS HIT POINT):

1. SPIT IN YOUR FACE: A CRAPPY ROLL!!  HE JUST SPIT IN THE FACE OF THE NEXT GUY TO ATTACKED HIM, WHICH MEANS YOU LOSE THE ATTACK BECAUSE ITS GROSS.

2.A TEMPTATION OFFER: “HOLD OFF YOUR ATTACK!!! I HAVE RICHES TO GIVE AND MAYBE HOT CHICKS TOO” – THE OFFER IS VERY TEMPTING AND EVERYONE MUST STOP FOR 2-5 ROUNDS TO CONSIDER……. THE SORCERER USES THIS TIME TO READY A DEVISTATING SPELL (HE WOULD NEVER GIVE THEM RICHES OR CHICKS)

3. JUST A ILLUSION: THE NEXT HIT ON HIM REVEALS THE TRUTH – A ILLUSION WAS MADE!!!  NOW THE ILUSSION IS GONE AND THE REAL SORCERER STEPS OUT TO DO THE BATTLE.

4. ITS A TRAP!:   THE SORCERER RUNS OVER AND PULLS A HIDDIN LEVER – ROLL FOR A RANDOM GOODGUY TO GET HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A CIELING BLOCK FOR 2-12 DAMAGE.

5. A BUNCH OF GUARDS:  THESE GUYS WERE JUST HIDING AROUND THE CORNER AND NOW THE SORCERER YELLS “GUARDSGUARDS HELP ME!!!” AND HERE THEY ARE!!  4-16 LEVEL ZERO FLUNKIES COME POUR INTO THE ROOM, LEATHER ARMOR WITH MACES.

6. A FIERCESOME PET: PICK SOMETHING BIG AND UGLY – GIANT SNAKE, GINAT SPIDER, A POISON TIGER OR A SHARK – AND THE SORCERER JUMPS BACK AND LETS THE PET GET IN THE BRAWL.

7. STINGY-PINKY: JUST LIKE MERCILESS MING HAD IN FLASH GORDON, THE NEXT PERSON THAT COMES IN CLOSE GETS STABBED WITH A LITTLE POISON FINGER NEEDLE: (NO SAVE) VICTIM LOSE 1 POINT OF STR EACH ROUND, WHEN IT IS 0 THEY ARE IN A COMMA, AND AFTER THREE COMMA DAYS THEY DIE: THE SORCERER HAS THE ANTIDOSE AND WILL TRADE IT FOR FREEDOM

8. GRABBED THE GIRL!!- IF THERE IS A GIRL IN THE PARTY THE SORCERER GRABS HER AND HOLD A DAGGER TO HER THROAT AND IS ALL ‘DONT MOVE OR I’LL WILL KILL HER”…….IT’S DEFINATELY GOING TO BE A TRICKEY SITUATION TO GET HER FREE AND HE WILL TRY TO LEAVE WITH HER HOSTAGE, SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO HOTSHOT???  IF THEIR ARE NO GIRLS, HE GRABS THE WEAKEST STR GUY; HE WILL FEEL A LITTLE DISAPPOINT AT GRABBING A GUY INSTEAD OF A GIRL, BUT HE WILL MAKE DO.

9. A LAST ESCAPE: HE STEPS THROUGH A HIDDEN SECRET DOOR OR JUMPS DOWN A SHUTE OR IS GRABBED BY A FRIENDLY TERADACTAL-…….. YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD HIM BUT HE MAKES THE ESCAPE!!!!

10. MINDMELD – THE SORECERER THROWS HIS MIND INTO ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS MIND……… KNOW ONE KNOWS BUT THE BODY MAY BE TAKEN OVER!!!!  OVER NEXT FEW WEEKS, THE SORCERER WILL BEGIN TO INSERT HIMSELF – THE GOOD GUY WILL ACT A LITTLE WEIRD, DO SORCERER THINGS, BUT MOST OF ALL BE INTEREST IN DEAD BODIES (THE SORCERER WILL MAKE A FINAL ESCAPE BY THROWING HIS MIND INTO A DEAD BODY TO RUN AWAY.

11. SELF DESTRUCT: THE SORCERRER LAUGHS AS HE SUMMONS ALL THE MAGIC HE CAN FOR A BIG MAGIC EXPLOSION!!!!!!  EVERYONE HAS ONE MINUTE TO GET AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE THEN BOOOOOOOMMM!!!  SORCERER EXPLODES FOR 1D100 DAMAGE TO ANY WITHIN 100 FEET (SAVE VS. DRAGON BREATH FOR HALF DAMAGE).

12. I’M YOUR FATHER: ROLL RANDOM PERSON TO BE THE FATHER FOR.  A WILD CLAIM BUT CAN IT BE TRUE?? I SAY YES, AND NOW THE PERSON MUST DECIDE- KILL MY FATHER OR RULE THE GALAXY AT HIS SIDE???

MUTATIONS!!!!!!!!

February 7, 2010

I AM HAVING A GOOD TIME READING ABOUT CAMPAINES THAT TAKE PLACE IN THE FUTURE OR ON ANOTHER PLANET: http://planetalgol.blogspot.com/, http://weirdlands.blogspot.com/, http://swordsofathanor.blogspot.com/ AND SO MANY MORE!!!!!  THESE ARE VERY DIFERENT FROM WHAT I AM USE TO, SO I REALLY GET A INSPIRATION FROM THE CREATITIVTY OF THESE GUYS.

NOW I WILL GET MY HANDS WET AND WHAT IS REALLY FUN IS THE FUTURE IS FULL OF RADIATION.  THIS MAKES MUTANTS WHICH MEANS A RANDOM MUTANT CHART!!!1  ALSO I THINK JEFF RENTS http://jrients.blogspot.com/ I THINK SAID HE USES A TON OF MUTATION TABLES SO HERE IS MY TURN (ROLL IF YOU ARE HIT BY A NUKE, WANDER INTO RADIATION, OR THAT TYPE OF THING:

MUTATION TABEL (ROLL A 1D100 TO FIND THE ABILITY)

 1-02 MORE FEET: TWICE AS MANY FEET AS USUAL. INCREASE MOVEMENT 25%.

 03-07 HULKAMANIA: ANGER MAKES YOU VERY STRONG, TURN INTO 18 STRENGTH ONCE A DAY WHEN PISSED (CLOTHES_DESTROYED).

 8-10 PLANT PERSON: MAY PLANT A SEED ONCE PER WEEK THAT WILL GROW OVER NIGHT INTO A SMALLER VERSION OF YOU (AC9, HD1-1, MV15, ATTACK WITH DAGGER ONLY). LOYAL LIKE A FAMILIAR, AND IF YOU CAN KEEP THEM ALIVE YOU HAVE A ARMY OF THEM!!!!

 11-17 COMPUTER BRAIN: KNOWS 4-24 LANGUAGES, CAN MAP INTUITIVLY, REMEMBER EVERYTHING, BUT IF ASKED ‘WHAT IS LOVE?” IS CONFUSED FOR 1-20 ROUNDS (NO SAVE).

18-23 MIMIC A MIMIC: TRANSFROM IN TO A CHEST AND SURPPRISE ATTACK WITH A PUNCHING FIST. CAN HOLD UP TO 1000 COINS WHILE IN CHEST FORMAT.

 24 SPIT ACID BLOOD: RANGE ATTACK OF 20’, BUT LOSING YOUR BLOOD HURTS: TO SPIT A 1D4 DAMAGE LOSE 4HP, A 1D6 DAMAGE LOSE 6HP, A 1D20 DAMAGE HURTS YOU FOR 20HP, ECT… SPITING 1HP OF BLOOD CAN WRECK A LOCK, WEAKEND A PRISON BAR OR CREATE A PEEPHOLE.

 

25-28 MADE OF GLASS: IMMUNE TO LASERS/ERERGY WEAPONS BUT TAKES TRIPLE DAMAGE FROM HAMMERS AND FALLING.

29-36 ARE WHAT YOU EAT: EATING A ANIMAL OR PERSON TURNS YOU INTO THAT FOR 1D6 DAYS (ALL STATS BECOME THE ANIMAL BUT YOU KEEP YOUR MIND). GOTTA EAT THE WHOLE THING, SO BECOME A DINOSAUR WILL TAKE SEVERLA MEALS.!!!

 37-38 CRY RUBIES: CAN MAKE 100-1000GP OF RUBIES A WEEK. ALWAY SHAVE MONEY,BUT IF ANYONE FINDS OUT YOU WILL BE HUNTED FOR SURE.

 39-42 SHED SKIN: ONCE A WEEK YOU SHED YOUR HOLE SKIN…… IF SOMEONE ELSE PUTS IT ON THEY LOOK JUST LIKE YOU.

 43 WALLCRAWLER: STICKY HANDS AND FEET MEAN YOU CAN SCAMPER UP WALLS, EVEN HOLD ONTO THE CIELING! MUST ROLL UNDER STR ON 3D6 IF YOU WANT TO DROP SOMETHING.

 44-49 GELATINOUS DUDE: IMMUNE TO HITTING/STABBING WEAPONS AND CAN SQUEEZE THREW CRACKS.

 50-51 SEXYTIME ILLUSHONIST: WITH A MENTAL POWER, CAN LOOK LIKE A SEXY ONE OF OPOSITE SEX TO ANY HUMANOID…….USE FOR TRICKERY, BE CARE NOT TO MAKE THIS MIRAGE LOOK TO LONG OR A PREGNENCY/BUTT DISASTER COULD RESULT!!

 51-55 TWO NECKS: TWICE AS HARD TO DECAPATATE.

 56-57 LASER TEETH: ATTACK IS A 1D8 BITE OR FLASH AT OPONANT SO THEY SAVE V. PARALYZE OR BLIND FOR 1-4 ROUNDS. MUST NOT EAT REFLECTIVE FOODS!!?

58-61 MULTIPLE EYES: SPREAD ALL AROUND BODY SO ONLY SURPIRSE ON A 1 IN 6. CONSTANTLY DISTRACTEDBY LOVELY MEN/WOMEN IF THEY ARE AROUND!

 62 SPIKED BODY: BEAR HUG DOES 2D10 DAMAGE BUT NO ARMOR OR CLOTHES FIT.

 63-70 SHELL: CAN WITHDRAW IN A SHELL TO GUARD YOURSELF (AC2 AND -2 TO HIT), BUT ITS LIKE A HERMIT CRAB SO YOU HAVE TO FIND A SHELL YOU FIT INTO AND CAN CARRY ALL AROUND.

 71-073 BECOME STEAM: 3 TIMES PER DAY TURN ALL INTO STEAM FOR 6 TURNS. CANT GET HURT,GO THROUGH AIR VENTILATION, FLY/FLOAT ON WIND, INVISIBLE IN HOT SHOWER.

74-77 EVEN MORE FEET: FOUR TIME AS MANY FEET AS USUAL. INCREASE MOVMENT 50%, MUST SPEND 20GP A MONTH ON SHOES+SOCKS.

 78-80 LITTLE BUDDY: MAYBE A TINY TWIN GROEWS FROM YOUR STOMACH, OR A STUNTED SIAMESE FROM YOUR SHOULDER, WHATEVER WORKS GOOD. LITTLE BUDDY IS PSCIONIC BUT ONLY HAS 1HP SO BE CAREFUL.

 81-85 VERY ROUND: AC IS ONE WORSE BUT +2HP PER HIT DIE. CAN ROLL 24” SPEED DOWNHILL.

86-90THREAT DISPLAY: BIG FRILL OPENS AND EYES BULGE, TONGUE ELONGATES AND WAVES, EARS BLOW STEAM IF ATTCAKED – ATTACKER MUST SAVE VERSUS. SPELLS OR LOSE ATTACK IN FEAR.

 90-93 CROSSBOW ARMS: NO HANDS, CROSSBWS INSTEAD (MUST BUY ARROWS). KEEP TRACK OF COMPLICATIONS FORM NOT HAVING ANY HANDS, LIKE EATING, OPEN DOORS, MASSAGES, AND WHATEVER ELSE.

 94 HALFMAN/HALFHORSE: RIGHT HALF IS A MAN, LEFT HALF IS A HORSE. PERFECT HORSE DISGISE WHEN LOOKED AT FROM THE HORSE SIDE.

95-99 TRANSFORMER: MORE THAN MEET STHE EYES! ROLL ONE MORE TIME. EACH MONTH LOSE SECOND ABILITY AND ROLL FOR A NEW ONE (REROLL A 95-99 RESULT).

 100 SUPERMUTANT: ROLL THREE DIFFERENT ABILITIES AND KEEP THE TWO THAT YOU LIKE BEST.

ANYWAYS GIVE THESE A TRY TO SPICE UP A MUTANT GAME!

I JUST GOT THE WEEK-LY NEWSLETTER OF DRIVEDTHRURPG AND GAMERS RAISED FOR HAITI……… UNBELEVABLE NUMBER…………………………. $178,900 DOLLERS FROM BUY THE HAITI HELP GAME PACKAGE.  TO SEE THIS IS INCREDIBEL.  TO BE APART OF THIS COMMUNITY IS VERY [PROUD.

THE MONEY IS GIVED TO http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/ AND I HAVE BEEN READING THERE WEBSITE, VERY GOOD PEOPEL AND BUSY IN SO MANY PLACES.  A LITTLE DEPRESING TO READ HOW MANY ARE BING EARTHQUAKED, BLOW UP AND PICKED ON BY ASSHOLES.  YESTERDAY I GOT PISSED BECUASE MY CABLE TV FORGET TO RECORD A RERUN OF THE OC, NOW I FEEL LIKE A JERK………………….