THE FORGOTEN CHAMBERS (PART 3 (OF 3))

April 15, 2010

HERE IS THE REST, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF ANYONE PLAYS THIS- NOT PLAYTESTED SO GOOD LUCK!!!!! THANKS AGAIN TO RAMSEY DOW FOR THE KILLER MAP, AND CHECK HIM OUT FOR MORE GREAT STUFF LIKE THAT.

 [19] FAKE WAITING ROOM. A FEW SIGNS IN DIFFERENT LANGAGES SAY “COME ON IN TO MEET THE WIZARD!” AND POINT TO THE DOOR IN THE NORTH. A MENU ABOVE THE DOOR HAS ALL THE 1ST LEVEL MAGIC SPELLS ON IT WITH A PRICE FROM 50-100GP NEXT TO IT (A GOOD DEAL, RIGHT!) ALSO THERE IS A PRETTY CRAPPY DRAWING OF A SKELETAUR THAT SAYS ‘THIS COULD BE YUORS” NEXT TO IT.

[20] AMBUSH ROOM. A SAUCY TART IS CHAINED TO THE WALLS- SHE COULD BE DEAD OR ASLEEP BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT MOVE…………. TRAPPED!! NEVER TRUST A HOTTIE IN A DUNGEON. WHEN THE GROUP COMES IN, A OGRE MAGE POPS OUT THE SIDE HATCH AND A BRAWL IS FOR SURE! THE CHAINED CHICK IS JUST A MANNIKIN BUT THAT MIGHT BE COOL FOR SOME GUYS/HALF-ORCS. IN THE SIDE HATCH IS THE OGRE’S CRIB: SOME LOOSE & COMFORTABLE CLOTHES (IF YOU ARE 10′ TALL) AND 200GP IN A DRESSER, A NICE BED SURROUNDED BY BEADED CURTINS, AND A DIRTY CLOTHES HAMPER WITH THE GOODIES (FUNKY SMELL, -2CHA WHILE WEAR): A ROBE OF EYES, BOOTS OF DANCING, AND A DISPLACER CLOAK. UNDER THE MATTRESS ARE A DOZEN SILK NECKERCHIEFS WORTH 25GP EACH, OR IF YOU WARE ONE YOU GET +1CHA WHEN TALK TO DRUNK WOMEN.

OGRE MAGE – AC4, MV90/30 AND FLY 150/50, HD5+2, SMACK 1-12, SA:SPELLS, SD: REGENDERATES, SAVEM5, ML9.

[21] PRETTY TOMB. THE DOOR IS BARRED FROM THE INSIDE AND NEEDS 30HP OF BASHING DAMAGE TO BREAK DOWN (USING A SHOULDER DOES 1-4HP DAMAGE + STR BONUS BUT THERE’S A 10% YOU DO 1HP DAMAGE TO YOURSELF, OR USE BASHING WEAPONS). INSIDE IS A SKELETON (INAMINATE) OF THE GUY WHO HID OUT IN HERE AND DIED. HIS LAST ACT WAS TO TAKE ALL HIS TREASURE TO MAKE A LAST APPEAL TO THE GODS FOR HELP. HE ARRANGED 20CP, 84EP, 420GP, 110SP AND 90PP INTO A BEUTIFUL MOSAIC ON THE FLOOR THAT SHOWS ST. CUTHBERT AND PHOLTUS SHAKING HANDS. THEY HAVE BIG GEMS FOR EYES (500GP SAPPHIRES AND EMERELDS) AND LITTLE GEMS FOR TEETH (20 50GP DIAMONDS). IT IS VERY IMPRESSIVE TO LOOK AT AND PEOPLE SHOULD THINK TWICE ABOUT DESTROYING SUCH BEUTY. TO ADMIRE QUIETLY IS BETTER. NEITHER GOD ANSWERED THE PRAYER BUT THEY LIKE THE EFFORT- ANYONE WHO STEALS SOME OF THIS TREASURE GETS A DIVINE CONTINUAL LIGHT RIGH TIN THE FACE, BLIND UNTIL TREASURE IS REPLACED AND THEY GET A REMOVE CURSE FROM A PHOLTUS OR ST. CUTHBART CLERIC. THE DEAD SKULL WILL MOAN “DONT TOUCH!’ IF SOMEONE MAKES A MOVE TO GRAB THE GOODIES, BUT THAT’S ALL THE WARNING YOU GET!!

[22] APE GUARD ROOM. 7 ALBINO APES ARE HANGING OUT HERE, THEY TRY TO MAKE SURE NO ONE GETS PAST THEM. SOUTHEAST GOES TO WHERE THERE ARE MORE ALBINO APES. EAST LEADS DOWN TO LEVEL THREE ZOMBIE EGG STORAGE. THEY HAVE GATHERERE DMANY THROWING ROCKS TO HIT AT YOU WITH, BUT NO TREASURE 😦

7 ALBINO APES – AC6, MV120/40, HD4, CLAW 1-4/CLAW 1-4, SA:THROW ROCKS, SAVEF2, ML7.

[23] SECOND MAGIC BUTTHOLE ROOM. A SPIDER SHARK HAS STRUNG ITS WEBBING OVER THE MAGIC BUTTHOLE AND ANYTHING COMING OUT OF IT HAS A 75% OF GETTING CAUGHT. THICK WEBS ARE IN THE PASSAGE EAST, AND IN THE VERY BACK IN THE SPIDER SHARKS’ TREASURE HOARDE (THEY LIKE SHINY STUFF): A +2 SHIELD, A SUIT OF +1 DWARF-SIZE PLATE, 512SP, 219GP, 81CP, TWO REGULAR HELMETS, +1 SHORT SWORD, 13PP.

SPIDER SHARK – AC5, MV90/30, HD5, BITE 2-12, SA:SHOOT OUT WEBS LIKE THE SPELL, SAVEF5, ML9.

[24] HIDEOUT. ITS’ HARD TO SEE THEM BUT THER ARE RUNGS POUNDED INTO THE CEILINGS OF THE TWO CAVES THAT LEAD INTO HERE THAT CAN LET YOU MONKEYBARS INTO THIS ROOM IF YOU’RE CAREFUL. IF NOT ENCUMBERED, NO PROBLEM… NEXT ENCUMBERED, 25% TO FALL… THEN 50%……… AND FOR THE MOST ENCUMBERED A 75% CHANCE TO FALL AND DIE. THIEVES ACT LIKE THEY ARE ENCUMBERED ONE LEVEL LESS, FATASS HALFLINGS AND DWARFS LIKE ONE LEVEL MORE.

OR YOU CAN FLY INTO HERE, LIKE THE HARPYS THAT LIVE HERE. THEY HAVE SOME GOODIES ON THE FLOOR: 250SP, 500GP, 10 GEMS WORTH 1-100 EACH, A RUBY AND GOLD NECKLACE WORTH 175GP, A POTION OF GASEOUS FROM, AND A SUIT OF +1 CHAINMAIL.

3 HARPIES – AC7, MV60/20 AND FLY 150/50, HD3, CLAW 1-4/CLAW 1-4/SHORT SWORD 1-6, SA: SEXY SONG, SAVEF3, ML7.

RANDOM TREASURE TABEL(ROLL D20)

1. A REALY COOL GOLD&SILVER GOBLET WITH SOME GEMS AND. (WORTH 225GP). IF YOU EVER TAKE THIS OUT TO A BAR AND DRINK OUT OF IT, THERE IS A 80% OF A BRAWL HAPPENING WITH SOMEONE WHO IS JEALOUS AND WANTS YOUR COOL GOBLIT.

2. A SMALL IRON KETTLE WITH 392GP IN IT. YOU WILL BE PESTERED BY LEPERCONS OFTEN.

3. 10 BRONZ PLATES EACH WITH THE IMAGE OF A FAMOLUS BUT LAMEASS BARD ON IT, WORTH 30GP EACH TO THE RIGHT BUYER, WHICH IS PROBALY A TEEN-AGE CHICK. WHOEVER KEEPS THE PLATES, IF THE SECRET GET OUT THEN THEY CANT HIRE ANY HIRELINGS.

4. DECORATIVE LEATHER BRACERS WORN BY TOUGH ORCS WORTH 10GP. +1 REACTION WHEN DEALING WITH ORCS, -3 WHEN DEAL WITH DWARFS.

5. A NECKALCE MADE FROM 20SP STRUNG TOGETHER, WORTH 15SP.

6. A FULL SET OF BEDAZZLED LEATHER ARMOR. COUNTS AS STUDDED LEATHER, +2 REACTION WHEN DEALING WITH HIGH ELFS, -5 WHEN DEALING WITH THE ENTIRE REST OF THE WORLD.

7. LOOSE COINS SEALED IN A PAPER MASHAY EGG: 30CP, 15SP, 29EP, 3PP.

8. INCOMPLETE SET OF ELECTRUM CHESS PEICES FOR HALFLINGS: 4 PAUNS (A HALFLING EATING A PIE SLICE), A QUEEN (A FARMERS WIFE HOLD A BUNDLE OF CARRITS), TWO ROOKS (A HOBBIT SITTING IN A OUTHOUSE WITH THE DOOR OPEN, HE LOOKS EMBARRASSED), AND A BISHOP (A NAKED HALFLING RECLINEING ON A COUCH. HE IS SMOKING A PIPE). A COMPLETE SET IS WORTH 10,000GP TO A HALFLING BUYER.

9) A BEUTIFUL GOLD PINKIE RING MADE FOR A SPRITE. IT IS WORTH 1CP., AND IT IS VERY EASY TO MISSPLACE.

10. 20 PURE COPPER INGOTS WORTH 5GP EACH. COVER THEM IN GOLD PAINT AND YOU HAVE A TRICK TO PLAY ON A MERCHANT.

11. GAUNTLETS OF OGRE CHARISMA. LOOK LIKE THEIR FOR FIGHTING, BUT PUT THEM ON AND THE CURSE IS ON YOU: CHARISMA 4 AND CANT GET THEM OFF UNTIL A DISPEL MAGIC + REMOVE CURSE IS CAST.

12. 1D10 GEMS WORTH 1D100 EACH. MOSTLY RUBYS WITH A FEW EMERILS MIXED IN.

13. D6 BONE SCROLL CASES WITH PLATINUM CAP WORTH 45GP EACH. A WIZARD WITH A COUPLE OF THESE GETS A +2 REACTION FROM OTHER WIZARDS IF HE SHOWS THEM OFF.

15. FANCY SILVER MEDALION WITH A POLISHED STONE IN THE MIDDLE, WORTH 15GP. YOU CAN HIRE ONE EXTRA HIRELING WHEN YOU WARE THIS BADBOY.

16. DAZZLING DIAMOND BRACELET FIT FOR A KING WORTH 500GP. THIEFS WILL BE ON YOU LIKE FLIES IF YOU LET THEM SEE THIS.

17. IVORY SPITTOON WORTH 150GP. SIGHT OF IT CAUSES ELEPHANTS AND WALRUS TO ATTACK AT DOUBLE HIT DICE IN RAGE.

18. VELVETEEN DICE BAG WITH SILK TIESTRINGS. NO DICE, BUT STILL WORTH 12GP.

19. MIXED COINS IN A DIRTY SACK: 4-40PP, 1-100GP, 62SP, 1-2CP, 2-16EP.

20. GOBILN JEWLERY. A NECKLACE MADE FROM STICKS AND HAIR, A DIRT CLOD WITH A CIRCLE CHISLED INTO IT, A DRAWING OF A SEVEN-LEG SPIDER AND A PIECE OF BROKEN GLASS GLUED TO A MANACLE. WORTH 25GP TO A GOBLIN GIRL.

NEW MONSTERS

SKELETAUR: A HUMANOID TOP AND A HORSE OR FOUR-LEG BOTTOM. OR IT COULD BE JUSTA DEAD CENTAUR. EITHER WAY IT CAN NOT BE TURNED BY A CLERIC BECAUSE THE ANIMAL PART DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID GODS.

AC6, MV90/30, HD4, WEAPON ?/KICK 1-6, SD: CANNOT BE TURNED, SAVEF4, ML12.

SPIDER SHARK: A SHARK BODY WITH THE EIGHT LONG LEGSO F A SPIDER, AND WILL SHOOT WEBS AT YOU. THE MOUTH IS JUST A SHARK, SO THERE IS NO POISON. THEY CAN LIVE IN THE AIR OR IN THE WATER.

AC5, MV90/30, HD5, BITE 2-12, SA:SHOOT OUT WEBS LIKE THE SPELL, SAVEF5, ML9.

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6 Responses to “THE FORGOTEN CHAMBERS (PART 3 (OF 3))”

  1. Yesmar Says:

    Phantasmagorically cool!

  2. Ragnorakk Says:

    you finnished it and I like it, but if get a chance to run some players through it and they use the buttholes, I’d make it messy. It’s cool though, we’re just different that way.

  3. sean wills Says:

    Wha-What !?! It just gets better !!!

  4. Blair Says:

    I don’t believe that I could ever forget these chambers!

  5. PatrickW Says:

    Random treasure #6 is the best. “-5 WHEN DEALING WITH THE ENTIRE REST OF THE WORLD.”

    Ha!

  6. Dan Vince Says:

    I’m not refereeing at present, but rest assured I’m using this as soon as I get the chance. I’ll let you know how it goes.


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