PROFILES IN COURADGE

May 28, 2010

I WAS GONE A LONG TIME BUT NOW I AMC OMING BACK!! I WAS LOOKING AT SOME OLD D&D STUFF AND GOT A IDEA.  I KEEP A LOT OF THE OLD CHARACTER SHEETS……………………ESPECIALY ALL OF THE BAD CHARACTERS BECUASE SOMETHING FUNNY ALWAYS HAP-PENS TO THEM!!!  SO I WILL PUT THEM HERE SOMETIMES TO SHARE.

THE FIRST IS A HOBBIT NAMED TOOTHY FROM ABOUT 1983 OR 1985 OR INBETWEEN……… THE ROLLS OFR STATS SUCKED BUT OYU HAVE TO LLIVE WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!1  I DONT KNOW WHY HE WOULD LEAVE THE SHIRE BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN A COOK OR A WAITER OR A MAID AND STAY AWAY FROM MONSTERS:

THIS IS TOOTHY IN THE GOOD TIMES

STR5  INT10  WIS7  DEX11  CON4  CHA5

HE DIED VERY BRAVELY IN THE FIRST ADVENTURE AT THE CAVE OF CHAOS…… – HE FELL INTO THE KOBOLD PIT AND HAD 1HP LEFT, BUT THEN THE DWARVE BEHIND HIM FELL ON TOP AND THE DM RULLED THAT THE FATASS IN PLATEMAIL DELIVERED A CRUSH!!!!  HOBBIT JELLY!!!!!!!!!!! THE REST OF EVERYBODY WAS KILLED BY THE KOBOLDS SO HE DIDNOT MISS ANYTHING.

SOMETIME WHEN I SMOKE A LONG PIPE I THINK OF HIM……………………….

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2 Responses to “PROFILES IN COURADGE”

  1. SirAllen Says:

    Welcome back Joesky! Too bad about Toothy – lousy fat dwarves always falling down.

  2. ragnorakk Says:

    Most hobbits got it coming to them anyway…


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