HOUSE RULE FOR OSR AND NOT-OSR GAMES + PEOPLE (BLOGS

July 12, 2010

IF YOU MAKE A POST BLOG THAT IS ONLY A ARGUMETN AND WHEN I READ ITIT MAKES A BLAHBLAH BLAH SOUND, YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME SOMETHING FREE AT THE END: NEW COOL RULE, OR A MONSTER(S), OR SOME SPELLS,    OR MAGIC ITEMS OR REGULAR ITEMS THAT ARE DIFFERENT, OR EVEN BETTER A MAP –  AND IT CAN’T BE A LINK JUST TO SOMEP LACE ELSE IN YOU’RE BLOG, IT HAS TO BE NEW AND COOL.

IF YOU DON’T TO DO THAT YOU AUTIMATICALLY LOSE THE ARGUMENT AND THE OTHER GUY IS DECLARED A WINNER, WHICH MEANS YOU JUST WRITED 5000 WORD SFOR NOTHING!!!!1 😦

THIS ALSO COUNTS FOR ARGUMENT RESPONSE’S AND TALKBACKS AND COMMENTS THAT EXSEED 25 WORDS.

THIS POST IS EXCEPTED, BECAUSE I HAD TO MANY PBR TALLBOYS LAST NITE……………I GOT NOTHING RIGHTNOW……………………………………

30 Responses to “HOUSE RULE FOR OSR AND NOT-OSR GAMES + PEOPLE (BLOGS”

  1. mikemonaco Says:

    I’ll buy that for a dollar.

  2. Jeff Rients Says:

    Challenge accepted.

  3. scottsz Says:

    you are a genius and i will name all twelve of my future sons ‘joesky’!
    this is the most fun post i have read all day and my counselor says you are positive energy and will help me with my ranting addiction and rehabilitation!

  4. Chris Says:

    do you accept dirty books as payment?

  5. James Smith Says:

    I shall trumpet forth, these words of Wisdom, on Saturday!


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  7. wALT Says:

    Wow… very cool that there is another admitted gamer from Providence! In any case… love the blog!

    Regards,
    Walt

  8. Seamus Says:

    Wow… All kidding aside, you make me want to be a better nerd.

  9. Rob_L Says:

    Makes me want to start a few blog flamewars just for all the cool free stuff that would result


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  14. Brent "thwaak" Wolke Says:

    Deal


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  21. Marian Says:

    Less pressure – Have you seen the reduced tension amounts you’re enduring recently.

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