CONAN IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!1

July 22, 2010

THE VAMPIRE TEETHS NECKLACE MEANS BUSINESS!!!

A LOT OF TALKING IS ABOUT THE CONNAN MOVIE THAT IS SOON…….SOME IS GOOD TALK, SOME IS DICK TALK- BUT HERE IS SOME THINGS TO REMEMEBR:

THIS IS A ACTUAL MOVIE OF CONAN.  YOU GO TO A MOVIE PLACE WITH LOTS OF OTHER CONAN FANS AND THEIR IS A GIANT SCREEN AND ON THERE IS A GUY WITH SWORDS THAT IS GOING TO STAB LOTS OF PEOPLE INTHE FASE!!!! PLUS HE IS GOING TO MAKE OUT WITH SOMEH OT CHICKS AND I BET ONE OR TWO OF THOSE GETS STABBED TO. PROBALY THEREIS SHOUTING AT THE SCREEN “”LOOK OUT FOR GINANT SNAKES CONAN!!  CHOP THE WIZARDS HEAD’!!!!NOT A OLD MOVIE.  NOT A SCI-FY CHANNEL MOVIE. NOT A CLIP ON YOUTUBE.  NOT A DREAM…………………………….A REAL MOVEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???

VAMPIRE NECKLACE – CHECK

ELVES–  NOT A FUCKING CHANCE

PUNCHING -MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDL

AND THE BEST? FOR THE REST OF LIFE IS THE ARGUMINT ‘WHO WOULD WIN? ARNOLD CONAN OR MOMOA CONAN?” A BARSTOOL, A PBR TALLBOY, AND A PREFECT STRANGER NEXT TO YOU AND YOU HAVE A CONVERSASION FOR A COUPLE HOURS.!!

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5 Responses to “CONAN IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!1”

  1. Jack Colby Says:

    Heh, well when you put it that way… bring on the new movie!

  2. Bill Cosby Says:

    Joesky, you could be the next Billy Mays!

  3. scottsz Says:

    Holy crap.

    Joesky just outdid millions of dollars in marketing budget with a single blog post.

    Somewhere in L.A., a movie marketing executive won’t be coming home tonight…

  4. Anonymous Says:

    I can’t say who will be a better Conan, but I will say that the opening third of Conan the Barbarian qualifies as a cinematic masterpiece. e cce apart from Conan’s father’s speech about steel, just movement, cinematography, and action… accented by the Basil Poledouris’s brilliant score.


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