MASSIVE COMBAT SYTEM

December 14, 2010

AAAHH!!!!! THE ATTACK HAS ROLLED BAD!!!1

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE IS A VBIG BATTLE? SOME PEOPLE USE ANOTHER GAME OR SOME COUNTERS OR TONSOF MINATURES BUT MAYBE YOU HAVE NO TIME?!?!  I SAY JUST ROLL FOR IT!!!!!  SO FIRST TELL THE PLAYER TO ADD UP HIS MODIFIERS, THEN ROLL 1D100:

YOU HAVE 10-1 ADVANTAGE +50%

YOU HAVE 3-1 ADVANTAGE +20%

YOU HAVE 2-1 ADVANTAGE +10%

EVEN STEVEN —

YOU ARE OUTNUMBER 2-1 -10%

YOU ARE OUT-NUMBER 3 TO 1 -20%

YOU ARE OUTNUMBER 10-1 -50%

YOU HAVEA LITTLE MORE MAGIC GETS +10%

YOU HAS WAY MORE MAGIC GET +25%

LITTLE LESS MAGIC -10%

WAY LESS MAGIC -20%

TAKE THE AVERAGE OF THE HIT DICE OF YOUR TROOPS AND TAKE THE AVERAGE OF THER OTHER SIDES TROOPS HIT DICE………….IS THERE A DIFFERENCE? FIVE TIMES THAT AND USE AS A PLUS OR MINUS MODIFIER. (LIKE IF YOU HAVE 1HD ORC ARMY AND YOU ARE ATTAKC 8HD HILL GIATN ARMY OH SHIT!!!!! A MINUS 35% PENALTY)

IF EITHER ONE SIDE IS IN A CASTLE, DOUBLE THE ATTACKER DEAD AND ONE-HALF THE DEFENDER DEAD BUT THE DEFENDER CAN NEVER RETREET.

IF THERES IS ANYTHING ELSE, JUST MAKE UP A MODIFIER AND MIX IT IN THERE!!!!.

 UNLESS IT SAYS OTHER-WISED, AFTER EACH BATTLE BOTHSIDES LOSE 1-10% OF THE ARMY.

 0 OR LESS A DISGRACCFUL LOSS! EVERY ONE KILLED AND YOU GO TO THE PART OF HELL FOR SHITTY LEADERS WITH CUSTER AND SARUMAN.YOUR WIFE REMARRIES A ORC (OR YOUR HUSBAND HOOKS UP WITH A OGRE CHICK) AND YOUR KIDS GET PICKED ON AND CH

ANGE THERE NAME FROM EMBAREASS. FOREVER FORM NOW IN THAT DIMENSION, WHEN PEOPLE SAY “BOY THEY REALLY SHIT THE BED’ TO TALK ABOUT WHEN A GROUP OF GUYS FAILS BAD, THEY WILL SAY INSTEAD “THEY REALY PULLED A ___” AND ______ IS YOUR NAME (INSERTT).

 1-5 NICE WORK NUMBNUTS! EVERYONE ACCEPT YOU DIES, AND NOW YOU CAN NEVER HAVE HIRED HANDS OR ATTRACTING FOLLOWERS EVER AGIN. YOU WILL BE HUNTED DOWN BY PISSED OFF RELATIONTIVES OF YOUR DEAD SOLDIERS, SO YOU SHOULD PROBALY MOVE FAR AWAY AND KEEP ON THE DOWN LOW.

6-10 10% OF YOUR ARMY SURVIVES AND THERE IS A 50% CHANCE THAT THEY HANG YOU FROM A TREE WITH YOUR NECK. OH BY THE WAY, YOU LOST THE BATTLE.

11-15 NOT GOOD, HOTSHOT. ONLY 25% OF YOUR ARMY SURVIVED – AND YOU ARE SURROUND. FIGHT AGAIN THE NEXT DAY WITH A -50 MODIFIER, PLUS WHATEVER ELSE IT ADDS UP TO WITH THE NEW ODDS.

16-30 YOU LOST 10D4+20% OF YOUR ARMY – IF YOU DONT RETREAT, THEY WILL FLEE BY THEM SELFS. IH OPE YOU HAVE REINFORSTMENTS COMING, BECAUSE THE ENEMY WILL PERSUE.

31-40 A TOUGH FIGHT. YOU LOSE 4D8% OF YOUR ARMY AND THE SURVIVORS ARE A LITTLE WORRIED – YOU GOT A -10% IF YOU FIGHT TOMORROW, SO MAYBE JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

41-60 A DRAW. YOU LOSE 3D10% OF YOUR AERMY AND SO DOES THE OTHER GUY (ROLL AGAIN). EVERYONE IS STILL IN THE SAME PLACE. FIGHT AGAIN THE NEXT DAY IF YOU WANT.

61-65 YOU SEEZED THE HIGH GROUND AND NOW HAVE STRATEGY ON YOUR SIDE. IF YOU FIGHT AGAIN TOMORROW, YOU GET A +15% BONUS, BUT THERE IS A 25% CHANCE THE OTHER GUY WILL JUST RETREAT AND THEM YOU HAVE WINNED WITH NO FIGHT.

66-70 THE OTHER GUYS TAKE 3D20% DEAD AND THEY RETREAT FASTER THAN THE FRENCH. CHICKS DIG YOU (OR GUYS).

71-80 THE BAD GUYS ONLY HAVE 25% OF AN ARMY LEFT, AND THEIRS A 50% CAHNCE YOU CAPTURED THE LEADER.

81-85 A TOTAL SLAWTER AND NOW YOURE ARMY IS ONTH E RAMPAGE. THEY KILL ALL THE TOWNS AND BURN DOWN ALL THE PEOPLE IN FIVE-MILE-RADIOUS FOR 2D4 DAYS, AFTER THAT YOU HAVE A 10% (D100) CHANCE CUMULTIVE PER DAY TO GET THEM UNDER A CONTROL, IF THEY RAMPAGE FOR MORE THAN 10 DAYS YOUR ARMY BREAKS INTO A BUNCH OF BANDITS GANGS AND PIRATES AND NOW YOURE ON YOUR BY YOURSELF.

86-99 A MASSIVE WIN, YOU TOOK THE NORMAL CASALTIES BUT THE OTHER GUY GOT SMOKED AND 25% OF HIS ORIGINAL ARMY DISINFECTS TO YOUR SIDE.

100 OR PLUS YOU CRUSHED THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE PECKERWOODS. ARMYS OF THAT RACE HAVE A MINUS -5% PENALTY AGAINST YOU IN ANY BATTLE FOREVER AFTER. THEY ALL DIED, YOU DUDES ARE STOKED, AND NOW YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. YOU WONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT REBELS. YOUR NEXT BATTEL YOU GET +50% BONUS. BUT YOU WILL SEE A CHILDS TOY TRAMPLED IN THE MUD AS YOUR ARMY ADVNCES AND IT WILL MAKE YOU CONSIDER………. IS WAR WORTH IT (PROBALY “YES”)??????

THERE SHOULD BE 100 DIFFERENT RESULTS, BUT THAT IS TOO MANY FOR A MONDAY NIGHT!!

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3 Responses to “MASSIVE COMBAT SYTEM”

  1. Jeff Rients Says:

    Sweet table! Definitely usable.

  2. Carter Soles Says:

    Agreed! Thanks for the very usable stuff!


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