WENSDAY NIGHTS FIGHTS1

February 16, 2011

WHAT A BORING NIGHT, SO STIR SOME SHIT UP!  THIS FIGHT COULD ONLY HAPPEN IN ENCOUNTER CRITICLE, BUT I HALF ALWAYS WONDER WHO A WINNER IS………………

IN THE FIRST CORNER IS: CATAIN KIRK!!!

READY FOR A WRESTLE TIME

IN THE OTHER CRONER IS—  TOMAS MAGNUM (PI.)

BRING IT, BRO

TEWO TOUGHGUYS – WHO WILL WIN?  ?

I HAVE MY IDEA, BUT LET ME KNOW WHAT IS A THINK

OF YOU!!!!!!!1

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11 Responses to “WENSDAY NIGHTS FIGHTS1”

  1. Spawn of Endra Says:

    Kirk is hairless, and so is more slipppery than Magnum. Magnum, hell you could probably pick him up by his chest hair … certainly if Kirk got a hand full of that ‘stache he’d be throwing Magnum all over the place. Magnum has height and reach, Kirk is thick and stocky … but Magnum is goofy and Kirk can be ruthless. I think if some grease or oil is involved Kirk wins by being too slippery. If it goes past 3 rounds (with no grease) then Magnum’s surf fitness gives him the cardio-endurance required to outlast Kirk, if he keeps him at arms length and lands blows to the chin and nose … and if Magnum feels like fighting.

    If Kirk is holding one of Magnum’s ‘Nam buddies captive, then Magnum’s goofiness and disinterest in fighting is no longer a factor, and he becomes more ruthless than Kirk. The only way to even the odds is if Kirk double-lubricates.

  2. biopunk Says:

    Kirk.

    He’s fought aliens and things the P.I. has never seen, so I’m betting on him.

  3. Spawn of Endra Says:

    Serious? Kirk hasn’t seen Magnum, and Magnum isn’t fighting aliens. Even fight.

    And there is a whole episode of Magnum treading water, and hallucinating, where is he is being circled by a shark that HE CAN’T SEE. Ergo, Magnum is not afraid of what he can’t see. It may as well be an alien. Magnum (sans-grease) is favored.

  4. kelvingreen Says:

    As much as I love Kirk, I love Magnum more. Magnum for the win.

  5. Tedankhamen Says:

    ZEUS!! APPOLLO!!

  6. Pat Says:

    More chest hair = more win. Magnum backs over Kirk in his borrowed Ferrari and drives off with the green woman.

  7. NunyaBidness Says:

    Captain Kirk by a mile. He will sleep with your Magnums biches, sister, mother, etc. Kirk could do that ez once he gave them a tour of the Enterprise (the real reason he always wanted to be a starship captain). Magnum will be so angry he will forget Kirk trained under Shaolin masters and not see the flying-leg-drop-to-the-face and double-handed-karate-chop-to-the-shoulder-blades follow up!!

    -Nunya

    P.S. – Also Magnum is teh gay.

  8. SirAllen Says:

    Why does Kirk’s peepee look so small in those tightpants?

  9. NunyBidness Says:

    SIRALLENURSOTEHGAY!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  10. Greg (Rrrakk) Says:

    Kirk is suffocated by the moustache. Kirk never had face hair, did he? Never?


  11. […] Therefore, thanks to Joesky, the penultimate battle: Tom Selleck’s mustache versus William Shatner’s weave. […]


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