WENSDAY NIGHT FIGHT!!

February 23, 2011

THE ANSER TO KIRK FIGHT MAGNUM IS – – KIRK WILL WIN!

MAGNUM IS A LOVER THAT NOWS HO WTO FIGHT. THE KILLER MUSTASH IS HARD TO VOTE AGAINST BUT HE HAD A CHICK HE LOVED IN VEITNAM ANDTHEY HAD A GIRL AND THEY BOTH DIED I THINK (I FORGOT I GOT COMPULCATED( BUT HE ALWAYS KEPT LOVE FOR THEM IN HIS HEART……………………

KIRK IS A FITGHING -MAN THAT LOVES TO BONE CHICKS. BUT IN HIS HEART THERE IS NO LOVE AND IN FACT HE IS A REAL PRICK. LIKE IN STAR TREK 2 ITS LIKE ‘OH SHIT I HAVE A SON? UH OKAY SORY I WAS NOT AROUND (BUT NOT REALLY THAT SORY)’ AND THEN IN STAR WARS 3 THE KLINGONS KILL STABBED THE SON AND KIRK IS PISSED BUT THEN HE PRETTY MUCH FORGETS HIM AFTER. ‘HEY THIS PLANET MAKES SPOCK ALIVE AGAIN HOORAY, BUT FOR THE SON WHO CARES.” SO WHEN A BATTLE TO THE DEATH COMES, HIS PRICK SIDE CAN BEAT MAGNUM, WHO IS HELD BACK FROM A KILL WITH LOVE.

SO TODAY WE HAVEANOTHER

BATTLE, IN THIS CORNER………………………………..DOCTOR DOOM

SIENCE!!!1

AND TO MAKE A GOOD FIGHT IS………………………………. THULSA DOOM (NOT A DR.)

MAGIC!!!!!!!!

WHO CAN WIN????? THERE IS NO LOVE IN THESE HEARTS EITHER ONE……………………………..

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8 Responses to “WENSDAY NIGHT FIGHT!!”

  1. Pat Says:

    Dr. Doom brings a metal suit. So he’s got steel.

    But, Thulsa Doom brings hypno-stares, and he’s solved the Riddle of Steel. So steel means nothing to him. He can also turn into a snake, but that’s mostly for slow escapes.

    I think the answer is, Conan kills both of them.

    I’m still bitter about Kirk killing Magnum.

  2. Greg (Rrrakk) Says:

    OK, so Kirk can bite the stache lip and save himself at last minute (probably had scotty beam him up, what a puss).

    Anyway – Thulsa Doom. Dr. Doom would plummet to his death like a hypnotized naked chick.

    JUST LOOK AT THOSE EYES!
    (Though the Doctor’s arrogant sit-down style is impressive.)

  3. Drance Says:

    They decide to team up instead of fight, and conquer the universe by combining magic and science.


  4. Dr. Doom has a suit made of steel but Thulsa Doom knows the riddle of steel…

    Gonna have to go Thulsa Doom… ehs a pretty cool guy turns into a snake and doesn’t afraid of anything.


  5. Are you all insane naked Thulsa Doom evil hippies?!

    I do not mean to shout but reading Joesky makes me excited.

    Here is a sober assessment.

    Doctor Doom
    * Honorary doctorate
    * Gypsy
    * Witch
    * Mad scientist
    * Has time machine
    * Can switch his mind into your body / vice-versa
    * Laser blasts from armor
    * But still carries a Luger
    * Plus armor too
    * And jetpack
    * And super-strength
    * And Power Cosmic (occasionally)
    * And runs his own country
    * With robots
    * And clones
    * Plus a gun that turns molecules into boulders
    * Becomes Kang, Rama-Tut, Immortus, etc.

    Thulsa Doom:
    * Played by James Earl Jones
    * With straight-hair wig
    * Is immortal
    * Hypno-eyes for idiots
    * Turns into snake (very slowly)
    * Eats green stew with hands in it
    * Shoots snakes as arrows
    * Watches orgies (does not personally bone chicks)
    * Needed to kill whole village for 1 sword
    * Desert Wheel of Orphans currently unattended
    * Gets mad when snakes are killed
    * Runs a cult
    * Of lame hippies

    Doctor Doom won this before it began (because of his time machine)

  6. Greg (Rrrakk) Says:

    Mr. Nostack – Your arguments are cogent, and I suppose that since Thulsa can get snuck up on and beheaded might be twisted into further “evidence” for his ultimate loss – but he still has those football-barbarian brutes on his side…


  7. Thanks Rrrakk! It’s important to think clearly on important subjects like this.

    Personally, I think those two football dudes (I think they were late 1970’s pro wrestlers) with Thulsa Doom are kind of embarrassingly bad. It’s telling that Thulsa Doom’s best friends were giant snakes, rather than those two guys.

    Granted, Doctor Doom has never had any friends (not even snakes), and only really sucky people have never had friends. But you can be a sucky person and still be a good fighter, like Mike Tyson.


  8. […] Months ago Joesky pit Doom against Doom: Thulsa Doom versus Doctor Doom. […]


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