THULSA DOOM VERSIS DOCTOR DOOM

May 17, 2011

SO LONG AGO WAS THIS FIGHT MAY-BE BOTH THEM OF DIE OF OLD AGE??

BUT THE REAL PROBLE

M IS I GOT MAD TO LOOK UP DOCTOR DOMOS POWERS. I FIGURE SOME LASER HANDS + ROCKETBOOTS+ ARMOR= DOCTOR DOOM BUT I GESS THE WRITERS GAVE HIM ALL KIND OFS CRAZY POWERS INCLUDE……………………………SORCEROR???????????????????????/  OKAY HE TOOK DOWN BEYONDMAN IN THE SECRETS WAR, BUT COME ON. NOW A TROUBLE – I FIGURD THULSA WOULD BE THE BEST DOOM, BUT DOCTOR HAS SORCER POWER PLUS ALL THE OTHER STUFF………….. HOW IS A LOSE POSSIBLE.?

QUICK AWSNER: FUCK IT AND FUCK YOU MARVEL COMICTS.  NO WAY IS DOCTOR D. A SORCEROR – NOT ON MY WATCH, DICKHEADS.  HES JUST A JERK IN SOME ARMOR AND SO THE FIGHT GOES LIKE THIS:

THULSA DOOM IS HANGING OUT ON THE GOLD THRONE MAYBE JUST SIPPING ON SOME OF THE GREEN SOUP MADE FROM DEAD PEOPEL – CHICKS ARE BONING IN FRONT HIM OF HIM…………THE USUAL THULSA SEEN.  DOCTOR DOOM FLYS IN WITH A LASER BLAST KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!! BLOWS UP THULSA!!!1

SHIT…….GAME OVER FOR THE MOST EVIL SORCEROREVER?  NO WAY HOTSHOT.  WHERES THE THULSA BODY? DOOM CHECKS EVERY WHERAR….. UNDER RUBBLE……. BEHIND BONING CHICKS (STILL BONING)…………..IN CANNIBAL SOUP POT……………BEHIND GIANT STUFFED SNAKE…….. – — OH SHIT BIG MISTAKE- THAT’S NOT A STUFFED SNAKE THAT IS THULSA AFTER A TRANSFORMER SPELL!??!!!! THE BITE COMES DOWN HARD AND TWO FANKS GO INTO THE EYE HOLES IN THE HELMET, A LESSIN FOR DOOM TO COVER THE EYES LIKE IRON MAN!!!  BUT THE LESSIN IS TO LATE- SWALLOWED LLIKE A MOUSE AND THE GREEN CAPE IS POOPED OUT A WEEK LATER.  THULSA DOOM VICTORIOUS!!!!!!!!!! DOES SCIENCE EVER BEAT MAGIC, I DONT THINK SO)

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7 Responses to “THULSA DOOM VERSIS DOCTOR DOOM”

  1. Jack Colby Says:

    Your logic cannot be beat. This is the only possible way it could go down.

  2. Von Says:

    Bah. As if Doom (PhD &c.) would commit himself to such a foolish and obvious mission. It was obviously a Doombot.

  3. N. Wright Says:

    But if science never beats magic, why aren’t there any sorcerers left in the world today?

  4. Pat Says:

    Thulsa didn’t even have to bust out the hypno-stare. Well played.

  5. ragnorakk Says:

    DOOM


  6. I CAN NO LONGER TAKE YOUR VIEWS SERIOUSLY


  7. […] Weeks ago, Joesky realized he’d left these two fighting unattended all that time–and declared the fight for Thulsa Doom. […]


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