CURE FOR CONNAN HATERS

August 5, 2011

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!?!?1  OLNY TWO MORE WEEK UNTIL CONAN BARBARIAN MOVIE……………………………..I JUST POOPED A LITTLE (FROM EXSITEMENT) OF THINK ABOUT IT.  BUT STILL SO

ME PEOPLE ARE NOT CONVICED OF A GOODTIME.  WHAT ARE THE EYES COLORS?  IS HE TO MUSSELS?NOT ENOUH MUSSLES?SOME OTHER THINKS?

LUCK FOR US THEIR IS A ANSER TO ANY PROBLEM!
!  IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HAVE A PROBLEM ENJOY CONAN BARBARIAN JUST DRINK TWO OF THIS BEFFORE THE SHOW AND EVERY-THING WILL BE FINE:

NO PROLBLEM TO BIG TO HANDLE

SERIOUS THESE FUCKERS WORK CHARM!!  DRINK TWO AND CONAN WILL BE THE BEST MOVIE SEE YOU ALL MONTH.  DRINK FOUR AND I COULD PLAY A WHITEWOLF GAME, WITH NO COMPLAINTING.  DRIN KTEN AND SAY GOODBY TO FAMILY+JOB WITH LAUGHING AND A MIDDLE FINGER.  DRINK 15+ NO JAIL CAN HOLD YOU  BUT PROBALY YOU WILL WAKE UP WITH SHIT PANTS AND ONLY 1HP REMAINING.

I WILL ENJOY CONAN MOVE NO MATTER WHAT BUT I WILL DRINK 2-3 TALLBOYS ANYWAY.  IF YOU HAVE HOBBITBLADDER OR OGRE-PROSTRATE GLAND AND PISS PROBLEMS GALORE, BRING A FLACKS OF GIN INSTEAD FOR INSTEAD.  OR SNIFF PAINT.

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10 Responses to “CURE FOR CONNAN HATERS”


  1. This is the most insightful thing I’ve read all month.

  2. Aos Says:

    I’m going to smoke drugs before I see it.

  3. Kent Says:

    I’d sooner lick the nail polish off your finger than watch such a movie.

  4. nexusphere Says:

    Don’t actually huff paint. It does terrible things to the body.

    Otherwise, right on.

  5. Jack Colby Says:

    It won’t be REH approved but it does look like something from a typical Savage Sword of Conan issue put onscreen, so hey… why not?


  6. PBR tallboys cure everything. Only thing better is a pitcher when it’s on draft.

  7. Greg (Rrrakk) Says:

    I plan to huff dust off. Conan will BLOW YOUR MIND!!!

  8. bighara Says:

    And they say the intertubes have dumbed down the written word. Fie and shame.

  9. Carter Soles Says:

    Such wisdom! Thank you Joesky!


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