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-400,000,011 YEARS AGO: CARCOSA AS WE KNOW IT, A SHITTY PLACE OF SORCERERS AND OTHER PEPLE WHO NEED TO BE FACE STABBED. EVEREYONES ALL FUCKED UP AND THE DINOSAURS ARE CRAZY. GODDAMN MUMMIES CONSTANTLY. DEEP ONES, YUP EVERY WHERE. IT IS A TIME THAT NEEDS HEROS BUT HAS ONLY BAD GUYS INSTEAD.

-400,000,000 YEARS AGO (SEVERAL BILLION YEARS FROM NOW ON PALNET EARTH): A PARTY OF HEROIC ADVENTURERS UNDERCAME THE GREATEST QUEST OF ALL TIME TO PURIFY CARCOSA AND CURE OF IT THE CURSE FROM MANY BILLION OF YEARS PAST. THEY COMPLETED THE 12 LABORS OF HEALING THE PLANET:

  1. EXECUTION OF SHUB-NIGGURATH
    DEMOLISH BLACK ABNOMINATION OF NYARLATHOTEP
    PACIFY THE SPACE ALIENS
    MELT THE ICY WASTES
    CONFIRM AC IS DESCENDING
    BURN THE ELDERS SCROLLS OFTHE SNAKE-MEN
    FIND THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTOMLESS LOCKS
    SOLVING THE RIDDLE OF THE EMPTY MAZE
    COMPREHEND THE FUNGUS-MEN
    THE NIGHT ALL MUMMIES BRAINS GOT MURDERED
    BUILD THE ULFIRE PYRAMIDS
    APOLOGIZED TO THE BONE PEOPLE FOR BEING JERKS TO THEM

AND SO WAS THE PLANET CARCOSA HEALED AND A GREAT AGE OF PEACE AND HARMONY, KIND ROBOTS AND BEING DRUNK HAPPEN……

UNTIL……….

THE RETURN OF A GREAT EVIL FROMT HE PASSED PROVES THAT THE MORE THINGS CHANGE THE MORE THAT THE THINGS STAY SAME…….. [MORE COMING SOON]

TETRAKTYS BY JULIAN-FAYLONA

THE PICTURE IS FROM https://www.deviantart.com/julian-faylona/art/Tetraktys-618259503

 

BACK AT IT AGAIN

February 26, 2019

OKAY………….. WHERE HAVE I BEEN???!? AGOOD QUESTION FOR ANSWERING BUT I WILL ONLY SAY THIS: THE MOVIE TRON IS A TRUE STROY AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU TOO!!

ANYWAYS TO GET BACK IN THE SWING OF THINGS, SLOWLY. FIRST: I CANNOT DO ENCOUNTER CRITICAL. THE SCIENCE WAS TO MUCH FOR ME. I GIVE UP, THE DREAM OF BEING A KLENGON IS DEAD 😦

SECOND – BUT I FOUND SOMETHING BETTER ——- TROIKA! SO THE GOAL IS TO TAKE CARCOSA IN ONE HAND AND TROIKA IN THE OTHER HANDS AND THEN PRESS TOGETHER AS HARD AS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE THEM TOGETHER AND YELL “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!”

A QUICK WARMUP POST – TROIKA! CITY HAS A NEIGHBORHOOOD THAT IS FULL OF CARCOSA PEOPLE. ITS A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD. 3 NEW CHARSACTER BACKGROUNDS FOR TROIKA!, OF CARCOSA PEOPLE WHOM LIVE IN TROIKA!

SUPERNUMERATOR
A BILLION YEARS FROM NOW IN THE FUTURE CARCOSANS HAVE SAY “NO!!” TO COMPUTERS AND ROBOTS AND MADE A SOSIETY OF ADVANCED SMART MATH PEOPEL. IN STEAD OF HANG OUT WITH THE OTHER NERDS, YOU CAME BACK IN TIME TO SHOW EVERYONE HOW SMARTER YOU ARE AND LAUGH AT THEM. BUT NOW YOU ARE IN TROIKA AND THE DAMN JOKES ON YOU, COUNTING CALORIES FOR RED PRIESTS TO MAKE A LIVING. IF YOU MAKE FRIENDS WITH A ZOANTHROP ITS A REAL ODD COUPLE SITUATION. SOMETIMES YOU TALK LIKE THE SESAME ST. COUNT.

POSSESSIONS
– COLORFUL SKIN COLOR
– ABRACADABRACUS (COMPUTATION = APPLE IIE COMPUTER)
– SLING
– MONICAL
– NOTEPAD AND PENCIL
– MULTIPLACATION TABLES

SKILS
6 MATHMOLOGY
3 EVALUATE
2 SLING FIGHTING
1 INDIRECT FIRE WEAPON FIGHTING
1 GAMBLING (GOOD AT ODDS, SHITTY POKER FACE)

ASISSTANT MUMMY WRAPPER
MUMMIES DONT WRAP THEMSELFS, KINDA OBVIOUS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. YOUR AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TOTEM POLE, RESPONSIBLE FOR KEEPING THE BUTT UNDER WRAPS AND ITS A LONG CLIMB UP THE PICKING ORDER TO BE BOSS OF THE THE BOOBS (HOW FUCKING KYLE GOT THAT JOB NOBODY KNOWS!!!!! !). SO YOU GOT THE HELL OUTA THERE – WANDERING AROUND THE PYRAMIDS TOUGHT YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT CREEPING AROUND WEIRD PLACES AND YOU MADE OFF WITH SOME GOODIES ON YOUR WAY OUT. THE MUMMY GOT OFF A CURSE ON YOU AND NOW YOUR IN TROIKA WHICH IS NOT GREAT BUT ALSO NOT BAD AS FAR AS MUMMY CURSES GO, BUT SHE’S PROBABLY NEVER STOP LOOKING FOR YOU.

POSSESSIONS
– COLORFUL COLOR OF SKIN
– LOTS OF BANDAGES
– SISSORS
– A SMALL GOLD ITEM WORTH A LOT (CURSES THE NEXT PRESON YOU GIVE IT TO)
– SMALL POUCH FILLED WITH SALT

SKILS
4 AWARENESS
3 HEALING
3 ROPE TRICKS
2 SNEAKING
CLIMB 2
2 SISSORS FIGHTING
1 SLIGHT OF HANDS

ROPE TRICK: YOU CAN DO MORE THAN JUST TIE YOUR SHOES, YOUCAN MAKE A LASSO, FOOL PEOPLE WITH KNOTS, AND OTHER THINGS I CANT THINK OF THAT ARE ROPE-BASED. (FOR THE MUMMY GUY, THOSE LONG BANDAGES ARE KINDA LIKE ROPES)

SISSORS: LIKE KNIFE, BUT MIGHTY BLOW DOESNT DO DOUBLE DAMAGE INSTEAD IT CUTS A STRAP SO THE ENEMY ARMOR FALLS APART OR THERE BACKPACK FALLS OFF, OR YOU CUT THERE HAIR AND THERE SPECIAL POWER IS NOW GONE

CLEANER OF THE PUTRESCENT PITS
WHY ARE PEOPLE AWLAYS THROWING BODIES IN THESE PITS? ITS GROSS ENOUGH IN HERE ALREADY. THEY SAID TO YOU “HEY JOIN THE CULT IT’LL BE COOL, THE LURKERS A NICE GUY AND THIS OPERATION HAS REAL ROOM TO GROW.” THEN THEY HANDEDY OU A MOP AND BUCKET AND SAID GET TO WORK.’ YOU LEARNED SOME PRETTY WIERD SKILLS BUT AFTER A COUPLE MISADVENTURE WITH THE PENDANT FUNGUS YOU HAD ENOUGH AND JUMPED IN THE NEAREST MEASURLESS VOID. NOW YOUR IN TROIKA AND GUESS WHAT? IT SMELLS WORSE THAN THE PRIMAL GLOB! SHIIIIIIIIIT….

POSSESSIONS
– SKIN COLOR (WEIRD)
– MOP (CAN BE WEILDED AS A STAFF
– BUCKET (CAN BE WORN AS A HELMET OR SIT IN)
– BIO HAZARD SUIT

SKILLS
3 ACROBATICS
3 POISON
3 STRENGTH
3 STAFF FIGHTING
1 SPELL – CONE OF AIR

OKAY IA DMIT, NOT MUCH HERE WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMITTING BUT I’M RUSTY GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I HAVE NEXT IDEA OF SOME DINOSAURS, WORKING ON A CARCOSA ADVENTURE, AND I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THE DREAM OF WRITING WRESTLING COMBAT RULES.

CARCOSA RACES: DOLM

August 6, 2012

(I DONT KNOW WHAT DOLM LOOKS LIKE SO HERE IS A DRAW OF CONAN). DOLM DUDES WANDER THE PLACE TRY TO PEACE TOGETHERT HE LOST LEARNING AND REUBUILT A CIVILAZATION OF GOOD. THEY KNOW A LOT OF EVERYTHING AND THEY ARE PEACEFUL PEOPLE WHICH MEANS THEY GET A PASS FROM MOST EVERY ONE ELSE, EXCEPT FOR TOTAL DICKS. AND MOST SORCERERS LOVE TO FUCK WITH THEM.

QUALIFY: LAWFUL ALIGN, 12 INT, 12 WIS

XP                                         LEVEL                                        HD

0                                           1 NERD                                        1

1700                                  2 BOOKWORM                           2

3200                                  3 [POLLYANNA                       2+1

6800                                  4 MARTAR                                 3

12000                                5 DOGOODER                             4

24000                               6 HELPER                                   4+1

48000                               7 PROGRESIVE                         5

90000                               8 KINDA ANNOYING            6

180000                            9 LEIBOWITS                              6+1

SAVES: LIKE A CLERIC

STRICTIONS: NO HEAVY ARMOR, GOOD ATITUDE ALL THE TIME

EACH EVENS LEVEL OF YOU GET A NEW POWER YOU MAY CHOOSE:

MAKE THE WORLD A BETTRPLACE: EVERY TIME YOU VISIT A NEW COMMUNITY FOR THE FIRST TIME YOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING BETTER ON A 1D10 ROLL UNDER YOUR LEVEL: FIX THE WATER SO YOU DONT SHIT POOP OUT YOUR BUTT NON-STOP FROM DRINKING, TEACH CROP ROTAITION, LEARN THEM HOW TO PRESERVE JAMS & JELLIES, OR WHATEVER. THIS MAKES YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS PRETTY POPULAR WITH THOSE FOLKS, AND THEN YOU AND YOUR DM FIGURE OUT HOW THAT WORKS IN THE GAME. IF YOU FALE YOUR ROLL AND CAN NOT HELP ERVREYBODY IS ALL “THANKS FOR NOTHING??!” AND SOME SNOTTY LOOKS ARE FOR YOU.

WORLSD TRAVELLER: GET A NEW LANGUAGE. CHOSE MORE T HAN ONCE.

FRENDLY: +1 CHA BECAUSE YOU RELATE TO OTHER PERSPRECTIVES. TAKE IT AGAIN IF YOU WANT, FRENDLY PERSON!

NEVER SICK: GOOD HIGENES + SMART GUY DOCTOR KNOWHOW MEANS NO SICKIES FOR YOU!! EVEN GOOD VS. MUMMYSHITS AND DISEASED GUARDIEN PUKING.

CARCOSA CLERIC: TEND TO SOMEONE IF THEY ARE RESTING AND EACH DAY THEY HEAL 1HD EACH DAY YOU ROLL UNDER LEVEL ON 1D10. CAN ONLY HEAL 2HD PER WEEK PER BUDDY THIS WAY. YOU DON’T GET NO REST WHILE YOU DO THIS, SO NO HEALS FOR YOU. AND YOU SHOULD FIND THE PORPER SUPPLIES TO DO (SMELLY WEEDS, CLEAN WATER, CLAP HANDS AND RUB FAST LIKE MIYAGI, SOME MORE.)

A NEW WORLD: START A SETTALMENT AT LEVEL 6 IF YOU WANT. ATTRACT 1D6 NICE PEOPLE PER CHA POINT, ALL COLORS OF THE RAINBOW CO-ALITION FLOCKT TO YOUR COMMMNUNITY: ADD ANOTHER 1D12 PEEPS IF YOU ALOW GAYS FOR MARRYING: LOOK AT THE PORFESSION LIST FROM ANY FANTASY GAME AND CHOOSE 1D6 HELPFUL ONES, EVERYONES ELSE IS JUST A MUSHROOM FARMER, PUDDING HERDER, OR SCRAP COLLECTER. WORK THE REST OUT WITH DM, A GOOD HOMEBASE?TRY TO MAKE A NEW WOLDR.THE DOWNSIDE: THESE PLACES ARE A ASSHOLE MAGNET, YOUR HAPPY PLACE IN #1 ON THE LIST FOR TOTAL DICKS TO BEGIN THE CAMPAINE OF BLOODSHED, SO HIRE SOME MERCS OR HAVE SOME GUNS READY.

DR DOOLITLE: YOU TOOKED PITY ON A LITTLE INJURED SPAWN OF SHUB-ZIGGURAT, YOUR TENDER HEALING TURNED IT FROM BAD TO GOOD. NOW ITS YOUR PET. GENERATE RANDOM EXCEPT ITS SMALL, ONLY 1D3HD. BETTER NOT LET THE TOWNIES SEE IT, THEY WO’NT UNDERSTAND………….

STUDY BRAKE: IN YOUR TRAVELS YOU HAVE LEARNT OF SECRET PLACES FROM TOMES OF KNOWING: ROLL A RANDOM CITADEAL ON THE CARCOSA MAP, YOU KNOW HOW TO GET IN SECRET IN THERE.

GOOD KARMA: YOU HELPED SOMEONS LITTLE SIS/TER OUT OF

A TOUGH SCRAPE, THE PAYBACK IS THE FAMILY WANTS TO HELP YOU BACK. ROLL A RANDOM VILLAGE ON THE CARCOSA MAP, THAT VILLAGE WILL DOSOM E COOL STUFF FOR YOU.

EAR TO THEFLOOR: YOU GET THE BEST RUMERS, ON THE ADVENTURE BUST OUT ONE BONUS: KEY TO A LOCK DOOR, GET A AMBUSH ON A WANDERING MONSTER, FIND THE NEXT SECRET DOOR, GET A FREND REACTION FROM SOME HOSTILES, OR FIGURE OUT SOME MORE.

TEACHER: YOU ATTRAC A YOUNG SAGE-IN-TRAINING, JUST KEEP HER FED AND SHE HELPS OUT CARRY STUFF, ONE AREA OF EXPERTISSE, UNLIKLY CURAGE WHEN NEEDED MOST.

ARCADE KNOWLIDGE: YOU NOW SOME WEIRD SHIT. STUN 1D ROUNDS A GREAT RACE, PRIMONIAL ONE, OR SPACE ALIEN WITH YOUR UNEXPECTED NOWHOW (A HUMAN KNOWS THIS WTF??????!!??!? IS THE REACTION, THEN A QUIETTIME TO THINK “HOW IS THIS SO??’). WORKS ONLY ONE TIME ON A TARGITS, NOT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER ANDOVER & OVER AN

D OVER………………………… AND OVER AND OVER…………………

CARCOSA RACE IS CLASS

August 5, 2012

A LONGTIME GONE, NO THANKYOU TO YOU ORANGE COUNTRY SHERRIF DEPT.!!!!! BUT A GOOD TIME TO THINK, BREW BOOZE IN TOILET, AND SOME CARCOSA ISDEAS. ONLY TWO CLASSES????!?!?1…….. NO WAY GIMME MORE!!!! SO NOW IF YOU WANT TO BE FIGHTMAN OR SORCERER, GO FOR IT ANY COLOR CAN BE FINE. BUT ALSO EVERY COLOR RACE IS A CLASS AND HEAR ARE MY FIRST TWO:

PRETENT HE IS ORANGE………………….

ORANGEMENS ARE LORDS OF THE DINOSAUR, LIKE IRISH IS LORDS OF THE DANCE. THEY GROW, HUNT, TRANE, KILL, MAKE FRENDS WITH DONOSAUR LIKE IT NO PROBLEM. YOU GOT A DINSAR PROBLEM, ASK THESE DUDES (AND CHICKS TOHELP).

QUALIFY: STR 13+

XP                          LEVEL                                              HD

0                             1 DINOHELPER                             1+1

2500                     2 EGGSITTER                                 2

5000                    3 THUGASAURUS                        3+1

10000                  4 HOORIDER                                 4

2000 0                5 OG                                                   5+1

40,000               6 DINORAUDER                           6

80000                 7 SHOTCALLA                             7+1

150000              8 MACKDADDY                            8+2

300000              9 T-WRECKS N EFFECTER      9+3

EVERY NEXT LEVEL JUST DOUBLE THAT SHIT………………………..

SAVING THORWS: LIKE A FIGHTERMAN

SPECIAL ABILITIES AT LVL. 1: TOUGH SKIN IS AC-1, TRACK DINOS LIKE A RANGER, RANGER SURVIVLE SKILLS (IF YOU DONT HAVE RANGERS, MAKE STUFF UP)

EVERY 2 LEVELS (2,4,6 8, 10…… 14, 15, 16, 18……THE REST) PICK A COOL POWER:

RAGE OF THE LIZARD KING: YOU UN-ARMED ATTACK AT 2 PER ROUND 1D6 EACH. CALL SOME COOL HITS: HEADBUTT, DICKKICK, TOOTH STAB, WHATEVS. BUT ON A HIT ROLL=1, YOU TAKE 1D6 CAUSE YOU PUNCHED/KICKED WRONG.

MONSRTER TAMER: SPECIAL WRAPPER WITH THE DEADLIEST CATCHES: T-REX, GODZILLA, VELOWRAPTER, ANYTHING KNOWN AS KILLER LIZARD. +10% TO CALM AND CAPTUER……. I DIDN’T HAVE DINOSAUR CALM & CAPTURE RULES YET, SO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL THIS MEANS ON YOUROWN. YOU CAN TAKE THESE TAMEING ONES MORE THAN ONCE.

SQWAWKKK!!!: CALL A TERRODACTAL NOISE, IF ONE IS NEARBY IT WILL COME AND YOU LEVEL X5% IS THE PERCENT CHANCE YOU CAN RIDE IT TO ONE PLACE FOR A DROP OFF (GIVE A GOOD TIP AND YOU GET +5% TO NEXT TRY). SUCH A SQWAAAWKK HURTS THE THROAT, ONE PER WEEK ONLY.

BIG GUYS LIKE YOU: BRONTOSARS, DIPLO-DOCTUS, ALL THE BIG ONES LIKE YOU +1-0% CALM-CAPTURE. GOOD FOR LONG RIDES, PULL HEVY STUFF, IMPRESS GIRLS.

INDIAN RUNNER: NEVER TIRE FROM THE HUNT. DOUBLE MOVE RATE WILDERNESS IF NO ARMOR, NOT ENCUMBER, AND ALONE OR OLNY WITH OTHER ORNAGES WITH THIS POWER.

QUEER EYE: NOW HOW TO MAKE DINO SADDLES, GOGGLES, WHIP, DINORIDER OUTFITS, ACSESSERIES, BOOTS, ALL FABULOUS (COLORS OF THE RAINBOW). SELL FOR GOOD MONEY.

HARD ASS: STR+1, YOU WANT TO TAKE IT A BUNCH OF TIMES FINE I DONT CARE.

WEERDO MAGNET: +10% CALM AND CAPTURE THE WEIRD DINOSUARS LIKE ANKLESAURUS, STEGOTOPS, TRICERTOPS, DUCKFACE, THAT OTHER ONE, SOME OTHERS. ALL THE CREEPY LOOK ONES.

SAVIGE ROAR: ROAR LIKE DINO, STUN ENEMIE IN 30′ IF THEY FAIL SAFE VS. SPELLS AND YOUR LEVEL MINUS THEIR LEVEL IS THE MODIFLIER.

KITERUNNER: +10% TAME FLYING DINOS, YOU KNOW WAHT TO DO WITH THE REST. TAKE ANY TAMEING ONE AS MUCH AS WANT.

LOVE DOES NOT COMPUTE

BLACKMEN ARE THE ROBOTPOEPLE OF CARCOSA. THEY CAN SURPRESED THERE HUMANITY SIDE, PERFORM MATH GOOD, AND NO EMOSHUNS. THE RULER OF THEM: A COPUTER INTELLIGENTS DEEP INSIDE THE PLANET – EVERY BLACKMANS VILLAGE HAS A SPECIAL COMM-UNI-CATORER THAT LINKS THEM TO THIS INTELLIGENTS AND GIVES ADVISE, TELLS SECRETS, AND MAKES PLANS. BUT THE COMPUTER DOES NOT GIVE THEM TECHNOS MUCH, IT TELLS THEM GHOW TO LIVE IN HARMINY WITH WORLD LIKE NO-EMOSHUN HIPPIES OR SOMETHING……………….WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER IS THIS????!??!

QUALIFY: ANYBODY

XP                                                            LEVEL                                                   HD

0                                                               1 FLOPPY DISK                                  1

2200                                                       2 PROTOCOL DROIT                        2

4400                                                       3 TWEEKEY                                        3

8800                                                       4 ROBO-BRO                                       4

170,00                                                   5 PROGRAMMER                            5

34000                                                     6 ANDROID                                      6

68000                                                     7 DIGITEER                                     7

120000                                                  8 BORG                                                8

240000                                                 9 MEGABYTER                               9

AND DOUBLE, AND DOUBLE, AND DOUBLE……………………………. (WITH +1 HP EACH TIME)

SAVE LIKE: THIEF

SPECIAL ABILITIES: START W/ 2 EXTAR LANGUAGES, +1″ MOVE, START ONE ITEM OF NOT-WEAPON TECH (10′ TITANIUM POLE, IPOD, RAD SENSER, OR ANOTHER)

PICK A CANDY PIECE EVERY EVEN-NUMBER LEVEL YOU GET:

ASPECT OF MASHINE: YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF COMPLETELY NON-HUMAN IN NATURE, ANALICTICAL LIKE A MASHINE. INSANITY, LOGIC, & FEAR DO NOT EFFECT YOU. IF A SORCERAR USE YOUINA RITUAL IT FAILS AND THE SORCERER IS FUCKED AND YOU GET AWAY SCOT FREE AND ARE ALLOWED A SINGLE SATISFIED CHUCKEL, THEN BACK TO POKER FACE MR. SPOCK.

ROBOT WISPERER: IS A ROBOT A DICK TO YU? START TALKING AT IT AND ROLL UNDER YOUR LEVEL ON 1D10 AND IF THAT WORKS YOU CONVINTS IT TO GET WITH YOUR PROGRAM (LIKE CHARMMO NSTER FOR 1D100 ROUNDS). IF YOU CAN GET IT TO A BLACKMANS VILLAGE TO TALK TO YOUR COMPUTER GOD WITHIN 2D4 DAYS, THE AFFECT IS PERMANINT AND NOW HE IS YOUR BUDDY THICK & THIN.

WISDOM OF AGES: +1 WIS, BECAUSE TO LIVE IN HARMINY WITH THE PLANET IS THE BEST WAY TO GO. PICK THIS AS MANY TIMES AS WANT.

DOT HE ROBOT: MAKE PANTIES/LOINCLOUTS DROP. TARGET GETS SAVE V. SPELLS YOUR LEVEL IS NEGATIVE MODFIDIER.

RIDDLER: IN A SITUATION OF TALKING (NEGOTIASHIN, INTERAGASHIN…..) YOU CAN MAKE A CLEVER RIDDLE THAT TRICKS PEOPLE TO HELP YOU. BUT YOU HAVE TO SAY IT OUTLOUD TO THE DM FOR IT TO WORK. DM NPC: “WE WILL NOT GIVE YOUTHE SPACE ALIEN GUN… WE WANT IT.” YOU: “ARE YOU SURE? ISN’T A GUN LIKE 10000 SPOONS WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS A KNIVE… /RAISE EYEBROW/” DM NCP: “I…… HMMMMM… MAYBE YOU ARE RIGHT, WE WILL TRADE FOR GOLD!” YOU: “THAT IS MOST LOGICLE.”

TALK TO THE ANIMALS: YOU CAN TALK A LITTLE TO UNINTELIGENT SPAWN OF SHUBIGGURATH. DOESN’T MAKE YOU AUTOMATIC FRENDS, SO A GOOD IDEA IS TOTALK FROM FAR AWAY IS POSSIBLE.

HIPPIE MAGIC: YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A SIMPLE HEAL BALM, GROW GOOD WEED, TURN A TOWEL INTO CLOTHES OR A HAMMICK (GET HEALING SLEEP EVEN IN A SHITTY PLACE), SELL GRILLCHEESE SANDWICHES FOR SMALL PROFIT, AND 2X MOVE RATE WHEN CHASED BY COPS.

GEOMITRY HIDER: KNOWS HOW TOO MAKE MANY-ANGLED SHAPES THAT DEFY PROCEPTION. WITH GOODER SUPPLIES (TIN FOIL, ROPE, A HAT, MIRRORS, ECT…) CAN CREATE HIDEY PLACE THAT BLENDS INTO SURROUND. TAKES ONE HOUR TO CREATE PER PERSON TO FIT IN SIDE, GETS ALL BUSTED UP TO SHIT WHEN YOU COME UP OUT OF THERE.

SAD STORY: CAN EXPLAIN LOVE PERFECTLY BUT CANNT FEEL IT. TELL THIS TO A GROUP OF PEOPLE AND YOUR LEVEL X5 IS THE PERCENT CHANCE THEY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU SOME HELP OR MAYBE STUFF.

RAINMAN: SUPER COUNTER-FASTER. COINS, TOOTHPICTS, SANDS ON A BEACH, SUCKERS ON A TENTICLE, YOU NOW HOW MANY INSTANT LEE. FIGURE OUT A WAY OF MAKE THIS POWERR!!!

SOME MORE RACES TO COMING SOON!!!!!!!!1

I DONT NOW WHAT IS THE HELL WRONG WITH MAKE OFCOMMENTS ON WORDPRESS BUT SHIT IS WACK……………MAYBE I AHVE TO MANY ACCOWNTS OR IS A NEW COMPUTER OF BLAME!???!? ITS GETTIN TO BE REGODDAMDICULUS.

THE CARCOSA ADVENTURE IS GROW VERY BIG AND HERE IT IS THE LATEST PART:

http://monstroustelevision.blogspot.com/2012/03/new-internet-game.html

THANK ZAK SABBIT FOR GET THE BALL WROLLING, DYSON LOGOS FOR THE KILLER MAP, AND BAZ BLATTS+IAN JOHNSON FOR KEEPING IT WITH NEW I-DEAS.

 

A TRY OF MAP

March 8, 2012

ZAK SABBITH MAKE STHESE NEW MAPS I LIKE SO A TRY IS FOR ME TO. HERE IS THE TRY OF ME:

WEL=COME TO THE TERRORDROME

NEED ITS SOME WORK BUT A OK 1ST TIME. I THIKN THIS IS INCARCOSA

(GREEN CLONE SORCERS) , MAYBE A STAT UP COMES LATER? OR MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE CAN STATUP? WONDERTEAM POWERS…………………….. ACTIMATE!!!!!

 

FASES OF CARCOSA

February 23, 2012

AN EVIL TO BATTLE................NOW!!

THIS GUY IS THE SLIMEGOD LEADER FROM HEX2511 OF RULE-BOOK HEX DESCRITIONS. BUT A LITTEL PROBLEM I HOP E IS SOMEONE CAN HELP……………… HE IS SUPOSSED TO BE GREEN GUY!!!!!1 CAN SOMEONE COLOR THE FASE GREEN + THE HANDS TO AND POST IT TO THERE BLOG/WEB-SITES?? I THINK YOU USEA COM

PUTER PROGRAMMED BUT I TRY FOR IT AND IT MADE A GREEN COLOR BUT THE HOLE FASE WAS COVER OVER TO NOET SEE ANYTHING (FROWN, NOSE, EYES, ETCC.)

OKAY THANKS FOR HELP, UNLESS IT TAKES FOREVER THEN JUST FORGET ABOUT IT THE GREEN WILL BE AN IMAGINATION!!!!.

 

A CARCOSA AVDENTURE FOR YOU

February 17, 2012

HERE IS A CARCOSA I MADE. IT IS FOR THE MAP FROM DYSON LOGOS, WHO MAKES THE AWESOMEST MAPS OFALL.

YOUR MISSHIN: KILL THESE GODDAMS BEFORE THEY SUMMON THE AMFIBIOUS ONES. THE SORCEROR IS READY TO ROCK, JUST WAITING FOR SOME FOG AT NIGHT. MAYBE THE PCS ARE HIRED BY AFRAID VILLAGERS, OR THEY CATCH A JALE GUY WHO RAN AWAY, OR SOMETHING TO TELL THEM THAT A

RIUTUAL IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN. WHATEVER, JUST GET THEM OVER THEIR AND TELL THEM TO HURRY THE FUCK UP AND SAVE THE LITTLE GIRL. IF YOU WANT TO PUT SOME URGENT ON IT, THEN SAY TONIGHT WILL BE A FOG NIGHT, OR SOME NIGHT IN 1-4 NIGHTS.

THANK YOU DYSON!!!1

THIS IS A SMALL LAIRE SO BIG FIGHT NOISE FROM ONE AREA (#1-5) WILL ALERT ALL THE OTHERS AREA, UNLESS YOU DO A REAL SNEEK TAKEDOWN.

ALSO THE AC IS DESCENTING BECAUSE IN AMERICA YOU’ARE FREE TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT AND YOU CAN PRY MY DESCENTING AC FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGERS (BUT I HOPE IT SOENS’T COME TO THAT!!!!

1) ASSHOLETREE. JUST LOOKS LIKE A DEAD TREE BUT THE JOKES IS ON YOU! SPAWN OF SHUBNIGURATH (MV NONE, AC 8 BARK, HD 15, SPECIAL ATT., AL C). SLEEPS IN DAY, ONLY TIME OF FOR DANGER IS NIGHT. IF ANYONE GOES UNDER THE TREE TO SLEEP OR PISS OR SPY OR JUST WHATEVER, ROOTS COME OUT FROM GROUND AND A GRAB -ATTACK IS HAPPEN! ON 6D6 ROLL EACH ROUND – UNDER STR 3X IN ROW AND YOU BREAK FREE, ROLL OVER 3X IN ROW AND YOU ARE SUCKED UNDER THE DIRT (INSTADEATH!), ANYTHING ELSE AND YOU JUST STUCK IN A WRESSLE. FRENDS WHO HELP MIGHT GET A GRAB-ATTACKT TO – THE ASSHOLETREE MAY SPREAD ITS GRABBER ROOTS AROUND, LIKE 2D6 AGAINST ONE GUY AND 4D6 AGAINST A NOTHER, OR 2D6 ON ONE AND 3D6 ON OTHER AND 1D6 FOR SOMEONE ONE OTHER ATTACK, ETERCETERA……..ETC…….. (THE TREE LIKES TO GRAB LOTS OF PEOPLE SO DON’T BE A DICK DM AND GIVE ALL 6D6 ON ONE DUDE IF MORE PCS ARE THEIR). ANYONE NOT GETTING ROOT-FONDLED CAN ATTACK (ONLY CHOPPER WEPONS DO DAMAGE. NO TRESURE HEAR, JUST A SHITTY ATITUDE TREE.

2. ROMPUS ROOM. 8 JALE CULTERS (AC 8, MV 12, HD 1, AC 8 HEVY ROBES, 1 ATTACK WITH A KNIFE OR CLUB, AL C) DICK AROUND IN HEAR NOT DOING MUCH. 55% CHANCE DURING A DAY ONE OFTHEM PAYS ATTENTION OUT THE FRONT DOOR TO SEE INTRADERS, 13% CHANCE AT NIGHT. THEY DONT KNOW ABOUT THE TREE SO IF THEY SEE IT EATING SOME-ONE THEY WILL IF A TREE EATED SOME-ONE THEY WILL FREAK OUT (A MONSTER-TREE????? I DID NOT SINE-UP FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11) AND COWARD IN THE ROOM. FOR HAPPENS IN THAT IS A YES. EACH GUY HAD 4-16SP + 0-5GP TRESURES.

2A) BACKDOOR BERNIES. 2 JALE CULTERS (MV 12, AC 9 SHITTY CLOSE, HD 1, 1 ATTACK SLING OR KNIVE, AL N) LOOK OUT THE BACK WAY. THEY ARE SCARED SHITLESSS AND ALWAYS ALERT 80% OF THE TIME. ALSO THEY ARE NOT CONVINCE THAT RAPING GIRLS AND HANG-OUT WITH MONSTERS IS A COOL; IDEA, SO IF IF THE PCS LOOK ALL BUFF THEY WILL SWICH SIDES AND JOIN AS HENTCHMEN AND FIGHT HARD TO MAKE THINGSR IGHT.NO TRESURE FOR THESE GUYS, THEY JUST PAYED THEIR CULT DO’S.

3) SHITSTORM. THIS IS WHER THE TOUGHGUY CULTERS HANG OUT. 4 JALE CULT THUGS (MV 12, AC 7 NAKED BUT FAST, HD 2+1, 2 ATTACKS EACH WITH A CRAZY LOOKING SICKEL OR CURVY SWORD OR SOMETHIN-G IN EACH HAND, AL C, CAUSE FEER UNLESS SAVE VS. SPELLS FOR ANYONE WITH LOWER HD) GO FUCKING CRAZY AT THE CHANCE TO FIGHT. IMMUNE TO ANY MIND GAMES THAT CAUSE THEM NOT TO FIGHT, DONT BOTHER MORALE. ORANGE WARPAIINT IN SWURLS & SIMBOLS, HOOT AND HOLLAR, DO CARTWEELS AND FLIPS TO CHOP YOU UP. NO TRESURE, THESE FUCKERS ARE IN IT FOR THE MURDERRAPEING

THERES ALSO A FIRE WITH SOME TASTY LIZARD MEAT GRILLING UP ON STICKS (EAT A HOT FOOD MEAL EACHDAY HEALS EXTRA 1HP PER DAY).

THE STARES GO DOWNSTARES 20′ THEN END IN A GIANT METAL DOOR OF HI-TECHNOLOGY. THEIR IS A PALM LOCK THAT OPENS FOR A SPACE ALIEN HAND (EVEN A DECAPATAINTED ONE) OTHER WISE YOU NEED EXPLOSIONS OR LOTS OF DINOSARS TO OPEN THIS BABY UP. INSIDE………………….IS UP TO YOU, DM!!!!!!!!!!!11 MAYBE A WAY OFF CARCOSA IF THE PCS ARE JUST VISIT FROM ANOTHER CAMPAINE, MAYBE SPACE ALIEN GOODIES, OR MUMMY BRAINS OR SOMETHING……….THE IMAGANATION IS YOUR LIMIT (IE. NO LIMIT).

3A) BOSS ROOM. HERE WE GO, THE MAIN EVENT!!! IN THIS CORNER IS A REAL PRICK, ‘THE MEGATOLLAH OF MAYHAM’ JALE 4TH LEVEL SORCER (MV 9, AC 4 CHAIN+HEVY ROBES, HD4, ATTACK PIRATE SWORD OR SPECIAL, AL C). HE WARES A CREEPY SNAKE-MAN FILTER OVER MOUTH THAT AMPERFIES HIS SHOUT TO DEADLY SOUND LEVEL! WHEN HE YELLS A CONE BLASTS OUT 2D DAMAGE TO 20′, 1D TO 40′, FARTHER AWAY THEN THAT ALL IT DOES IS PISS YOU OFF IF YOU HAVE A HANG OVER. HE CAN BUST SHIT LIKE THE 3 LITTLE PIGS IF HE STANDING REAL LYCLOSE. WHEN HE MAKES A SHOUT IT TAKES 3 ROUNDS TO RECHARGE FOR ANOTHER ONE. IF THE PCS END UP WITH THIS THING, MAKE IT A 5% CHANCE PER USING TO BLOW ITSELF UP. HE KNOWS THE TWO AMFIBIOUS ONES RITUALS. HE WARES CHROME BRACERS WORTH 75GP + GOLD TOERING 25GP.

AND NEXT TO HIM IS HIS LOVE-BIRD A JALE CHICK 2ND FIGHTER (MV 12, AC 8 CHAIN BRA+PANTIES, HD 2, ATT. 2 FLAME OIL BOTTLES, AL C). SHE WARES 8 JADE BRASELETTES ON ANKLES AND ARMS WORTH 40GPEACH + GOLD BELLY CHAIN 45GP (I LOVE THOSE THINGS!!!!!).

THEY MITE EVEN BE BROTHER/SISTER LIKE IN THAT MOVIE “THE CROW” WHICH MAKESIT EVEN WIERRDER……..OR NOT I JUST THOGUHT THAT COULD BE GOO DA IDEA. LIKE IN THE CROW. I HAVE SEEN THIS MOVIE ABOUT 12 TIMES AND I HAVE A THE CROW CREW JACKIT (I DID NOT WORK ON THE CROW, ONLY WATCH TED IT.)

ANYWAY THEY LIKE TO HANG BACK AND WATCH THE THUGS GO TO TOWN, SHE WILL LAUGH AND TOSS OIL BOTTLES EVERY KNOW AND THEN. IF TWO OF THE THUGS GO DOWN HE WILL JOIN IN COMBAT WITH A SHOUT (HE DONT CARE WHO HE HITS), THE SISTER WILL TRY TO RUN OUT BACK AND GRAB THE WHITE GIRL AND RUN AWAY.

JACKEDPOT!!!! THIS IS THE TRESURE ROOM, A CHEST XCONTAIN: 1135GP + 924SP + 23 PURPLE CRISTALS WORTH 30GP EACH. A LITTLE POT CONTINAES GOOP THAT LOOKS LIKE HONEY, SMELLS LIEK TURDS, AND S 4 DOSES THAT IF YOU EAT YOU GET PSIONICS POWER FOR 1-2 DAYS. A SILVER COFFER WORTH 75GP HOLDS SNAKE-MEN POTENCY ROOTS. 4 PRIMO-BLEND TORCHES THAT BURN FOR 12 HOURS EACH AND CANT BE BLOWED OUT, ONLY SPLASHED OUT WITH WATER ARE AGANST THE WALL. AND THERE’S A MAN-CATCHER IN HEAR TO (MAKEUP SOME RULES FOR).

4) WALK THE DINOSAR. IN HERE IS A ANKLOSARUS (MV 6, HD10, AC2 SKINS, 1 ATT. IF IT HITS ROLL D4 1) BITE 1D, 2) STOMP 2D, 3) TAIL THWAP 3D, 4) NO DAMAGE BUT TOSSED 30FEETS AWAYS, AL N) THEY ARE TRY TO TAME BY STARVE HIM, BUT IT DOES NOT WORK. HE IS CHAINED TO THEFL OOR BUT NOW IS FEDUP WITH THE BULL-SHIT: ANYONE COMES IN AND IT BRAKES A CHAIN AND GOES NUTS. ALOS IF IT HEARS A FIGHT NOISE IN #3 IT GOES CRAZY AND BUSTS THREW THE WALL LIKE A KOOL-AID-MAN (BUT WITH ANGER TO GIVE INSTEAD OF REFRESHING KOOL-AID). WHENEVER IT ATTACKTS IT GOES FOR RANDOM PERSON (EVEN CULTGUYS). TRESURE: A DEAD CULT BODY (GOT TWO CLOSE DUMMY!) HAS 4G.P. + 15S.P. + 6 ARROWS + SILVER DAGGAR.

5) COME AND GET EM. 3 PRIOSNERS TIEDTO THE 3 PILLERS HERE AND TORCHES BURN ON OF TOP EACH ONE.

PRISONER 1: PURPLE DUDE (MV 3, AC9, HD 1HP LEFT, NO ATTACK UNTIL YOU GIVE HIM A WEPON, AL N). HES BEEN BEATDOWN AND FUCKED UP SO HE WILL PROBALY DIE NO MATTER WAHT BUT IF YOU SET HIM FREE AND GIVE HIM A WEPON HE FIGHTING LIKE A 5TH LEVEL FIGHTER TO GET HIS REVENJE ON JALE ASSHOLES.ONE HIT KILLS HIM SO TRY TO MAKE SURE GETS A SHOTIN.

PRISONER 2: WHITE GIRL (MV12, AC 9, HD 1/2, ATT. DAGGAR, ALN). SHE GOT THE DAGGAR HID SOMEWARE SO IF A UNTIE COMES FROM THE JALE CHICK TO RUN, A STAB HAPPINS RIGHT AWAY. TRY TO KEEP HER SAVE, SHE DOES NOT DESERVE A CARCOSA HER. (MAYBE GIVE EXTRA XP FOR A RESCUE).

PRISONAR 3: BONE LADY (MV 15, AC 7 NAKED BUT FAST, HD 3, ATT. STRANGAL). THOSE ARE SOME WEIRD STATS FOR A JUST BONE LADY………..BECASUE SHE IS NOT! A TRICK IS MADE!!!!!!! SOMETIME IN THE PASSED DAYS A FUCKER SPAWN NIGURATH CREPT OUT FROM SWAMP AND GANKED HER IT HAS DOPPELGANGLER POWERS. HER SKIN IS MOSTLY SEETHROUGH BUT SOME NOT-SEETHROUGH PATCHES MIGHT GIVE THE TRICK AWAY. ALSO SHE TALKS LIKE THE KEY-MASTAR OF GOZER, SO THE PCS SHOULD BE WTF???? IF UNTIE SHE COOP-ERATE FOR A COUPLE ROUNDS, THAN WHEN A BACK IS TURNED SHE STRIKES. ONE OF THE GUYS FROM #2A HAS A BONER FOR HER SO IF THEY ARE PART OF THE TEAM, HE WILL STICK CLOSE AND PROLBALY BE THE ONE THAT GETS JACKED. HER NATURAL FORM LOOKS LIKE A BIG YELLOW DIAREA THAT SQIRTS AROUND ON THE GROUND.