BACK AT IT AGAIN

February 26, 2019

OKAY………….. WHERE HAVE I BEEN???!? AGOOD QUESTION FOR ANSWERING BUT I WILL ONLY SAY THIS: THE MOVIE TRON IS A TRUE STROY AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU TOO!!

ANYWAYS TO GET BACK IN THE SWING OF THINGS, SLOWLY. FIRST: I CANNOT DO ENCOUNTER CRITICAL. THE SCIENCE WAS TO MUCH FOR ME. I GIVE UP, THE DREAM OF BEING A KLENGON IS DEAD 😦

SECOND – BUT I FOUND SOMETHING BETTER ——- TROIKA! SO THE GOAL IS TO TAKE CARCOSA IN ONE HAND AND TROIKA IN THE OTHER HANDS AND THEN PRESS TOGETHER AS HARD AS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE THEM TOGETHER AND YELL β€œTHERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!”

A QUICK WARMUP POST – TROIKA! CITY HAS A NEIGHBORHOOOD THAT IS FULL OF CARCOSA PEOPLE. ITS A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD. 3 NEW CHARSACTER BACKGROUNDS FOR TROIKA!, OF CARCOSA PEOPLE WHOM LIVE IN TROIKA!

SUPERNUMERATOR
A BILLION YEARS FROM NOW IN THE FUTURE CARCOSANS HAVE SAY β€œNO!!” TO COMPUTERS AND ROBOTS AND MADE A SOSIETY OF ADVANCED SMART MATH PEOPEL. IN STEAD OF HANG OUT WITH THE OTHER NERDS, YOU CAME BACK IN TIME TO SHOW EVERYONE HOW SMARTER YOU ARE AND LAUGH AT THEM. BUT NOW YOU ARE IN TROIKA AND THE DAMN JOKES ON YOU, COUNTING CALORIES FOR RED PRIESTS TO MAKE A LIVING. IF YOU MAKE FRIENDS WITH A ZOANTHROP ITS A REAL ODD COUPLE SITUATION. SOMETIMES YOU TALK LIKE THE SESAME ST. COUNT.

POSSESSIONS
– COLORFUL SKIN COLOR
– ABRACADABRACUS (COMPUTATION = APPLE IIE COMPUTER)
– SLING
– MONICAL
– NOTEPAD AND PENCIL
– MULTIPLACATION TABLES

SKILS
6 MATHMOLOGY
3 EVALUATE
2 SLING FIGHTING
1 INDIRECT FIRE WEAPON FIGHTING
1 GAMBLING (GOOD AT ODDS, SHITTY POKER FACE)

ASISSTANT MUMMY WRAPPER
MUMMIES DONT WRAP THEMSELFS, KINDA OBVIOUS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. YOUR AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TOTEM POLE, RESPONSIBLE FOR KEEPING THE BUTT UNDER WRAPS AND ITS A LONG CLIMB UP THE PICKING ORDER TO BE BOSS OF THE THE BOOBS (HOW FUCKING KYLE GOT THAT JOB NOBODY KNOWS!!!!! !). SO YOU GOT THE HELL OUTA THERE – WANDERING AROUND THE PYRAMIDS TOUGHT YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT CREEPING AROUND WEIRD PLACES AND YOU MADE OFF WITH SOME GOODIES ON YOUR WAY OUT. THE MUMMY GOT OFF A CURSE ON YOU AND NOW YOUR IN TROIKA WHICH IS NOT GREAT BUT ALSO NOT BAD AS FAR AS MUMMY CURSES GO, BUT SHE’S PROBABLY NEVER STOP LOOKING FOR YOU.

POSSESSIONS
– COLORFUL COLOR OF SKIN
– LOTS OF BANDAGES
– SISSORS
– A SMALL GOLD ITEM WORTH A LOT (CURSES THE NEXT PRESON YOU GIVE IT TO)
– SMALL POUCH FILLED WITH SALT

SKILS
4 AWARENESS
3 HEALING
3 ROPE TRICKS
2 SNEAKING
CLIMB 2
2 SISSORS FIGHTING
1 SLIGHT OF HANDS

ROPE TRICK: YOU CAN DO MORE THAN JUST TIE YOUR SHOES, YOUCAN MAKE A LASSO, FOOL PEOPLE WITH KNOTS, AND OTHER THINGS I CANT THINK OF THAT ARE ROPE-BASED. (FOR THE MUMMY GUY, THOSE LONG BANDAGES ARE KINDA LIKE ROPES)

SISSORS: LIKE KNIFE, BUT MIGHTY BLOW DOESNT DO DOUBLE DAMAGE INSTEAD IT CUTS A STRAP SO THE ENEMY ARMOR FALLS APART OR THERE BACKPACK FALLS OFF, OR YOU CUT THERE HAIR AND THERE SPECIAL POWER IS NOW GONE

CLEANER OF THE PUTRESCENT PITS
WHY ARE PEOPLE AWLAYS THROWING BODIES IN THESE PITS? ITS GROSS ENOUGH IN HERE ALREADY. THEY SAID TO YOU β€œHEY JOIN THE CULT IT’LL BE COOL, THE LURKERS A NICE GUY AND THIS OPERATION HAS REAL ROOM TO GROW.” THEN THEY HANDEDY OU A MOP AND BUCKET AND SAID GET TO WORK.’ YOU LEARNED SOME PRETTY WIERD SKILLS BUT AFTER A COUPLE MISADVENTURE WITH THE PENDANT FUNGUS YOU HAD ENOUGH AND JUMPED IN THE NEAREST MEASURLESS VOID. NOW YOUR IN TROIKA AND GUESS WHAT? IT SMELLS WORSE THAN THE PRIMAL GLOB! SHIIIIIIIIIT….

POSSESSIONS
– SKIN COLOR (WEIRD)
– MOP (CAN BE WEILDED AS A STAFF
– BUCKET (CAN BE WORN AS A HELMET OR SIT IN)
– BIO HAZARD SUIT
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SKILLS
3 ACROBATICS
3 POISON
3 STRENGTH
3 STAFF FIGHTING
1 SPELL – CONE OF AIR

OKAY IA DMIT, NOT MUCH HERE WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMITTING BUT I’M RUSTY GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I HAVE NEXT IDEA OF SOME DINOSAURS, WORKING ON A CARCOSA ADVENTURE, AND I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THE DREAM OF WRITING WRESTLING COMBAT RULES.