CARCOSA 40,000K – FUTURE SHOCK: 400,000,000 LIGHT YEARS IN THE FUTURE

March 19, 2019

TIME-LINE

-400,000,011 YEARS AGO: CARCOSA AS WE KNOW IT, A SHITTY PLACE OF SORCERERS AND OTHER PEPLE WHO NEED TO BE FACE STABBED. EVEREYONES ALL FUCKED UP AND THE DINOSAURS ARE CRAZY. GODDAMN MUMMIES CONSTANTLY. DEEP ONES, YUP EVERY WHERE. IT IS A TIME THAT NEEDS HEROS BUT HAS ONLY BAD GUYS INSTEAD.

-400,000,000 YEARS AGO (SEVERAL BILLION YEARS FROM NOW ON PALNET EARTH): A PARTY OF HEROIC ADVENTURERS UNDERCAME THE GREATEST QUEST OF ALL TIME TO PURIFY CARCOSA AND CURE OF IT THE CURSE FROM MANY BILLION OF YEARS PAST. THEY COMPLETED THE 12 LABORS OF HEALING THE PLANET:

  1. EXECUTION OF SHUB-NIGGURATH
    DEMOLISH BLACK ABNOMINATION OF NYARLATHOTEP
    PACIFY THE SPACE ALIENS
    MELT THE ICY WASTES
    CONFIRM AC IS DESCENDING
    BURN THE ELDERS SCROLLS OFTHE SNAKE-MEN
    FIND THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTOMLESS LOCKS
    SOLVING THE RIDDLE OF THE EMPTY MAZE
    COMPREHEND THE FUNGUS-MEN
    THE NIGHT ALL MUMMIES BRAINS GOT MURDERED
    BUILD THE ULFIRE PYRAMIDS
    APOLOGIZED TO THE BONE PEOPLE FOR BEING JERKS TO THEM

AND SO WAS THE PLANET CARCOSA HEALED AND A GREAT AGE OF PEACE AND HARMONY, KIND ROBOTS AND BEING DRUNK HAPPEN……

UNTIL……….

THE RETURN OF A GREAT EVIL FROMT HE PASSED PROVES THAT THE MORE THINGS CHANGE THE MORE THAT THE THINGS STAY SAME…….. [MORE COMING SOON]

TETRAKTYS BY JULIAN-FAYLONA

THE PICTURE IS FROM https://www.deviantart.com/julian-faylona/art/Tetraktys-618259503

 

2 Responses to “CARCOSA 40,000K – FUTURE SHOCK: 400,000,000 LIGHT YEARS IN THE FUTURE”

  1. Sean Says:

    Welcome bakc, Joesky!

  2. Gus L. Says:

    Carcosa just never gets a break. You can’t keep a good Horror from beyond the Stars/Time/The Angles of the Crooked Room down I guess.


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