HOUSE RULE FOR OSR AND NOT-OSR GAMES + PEOPLE (BLOGS
July 12, 2010
IF YOU MAKE A POST BLOG THAT IS ONLY A ARGUMETN AND WHEN I READ ITIT MAKES A BLAHBLAH BLAH SOUND, YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME SOMETHING FREE AT THE END: NEW COOL RULE, OR A MONSTER(S), OR SOME SPELLS, OR MAGIC ITEMS OR REGULAR ITEMS THAT ARE DIFFERENT, OR EVEN BETTER A MAP – AND IT CAN’T BE A LINK JUST TO SOMEP LACE ELSE IN YOU’RE BLOG, IT HAS TO BE NEW AND COOL.
IF YOU DON’T TO DO THAT YOU AUTIMATICALLY LOSE THE ARGUMENT AND THE OTHER GUY IS DECLARED A WINNER, WHICH MEANS YOU JUST WRITED 5000 WORD SFOR NOTHING!!!!1 😦
THIS ALSO COUNTS FOR ARGUMENT RESPONSE’S AND TALKBACKS AND COMMENTS THAT EXSEED 25 WORDS.
THIS POST IS EXCEPTED, BECAUSE I HAD TO MANY PBR TALLBOYS LAST NITE……………I GOT NOTHING RIGHTNOW……………………………………
July 12, 2010 at 5:57 pm
I’ll buy that for a dollar.
July 12, 2010 at 9:45 pm
Challenge accepted.
July 13, 2010 at 1:36 am
you are a genius and i will name all twelve of my future sons ‘joesky’!
this is the most fun post i have read all day and my counselor says you are positive energy and will help me with my ranting addiction and rehabilitation!
July 15, 2010 at 3:45 am
do you accept dirty books as payment?
July 22, 2010 at 5:53 pm
I HAVE ALOT ALREADY BUT MAYBEY OU HAVE SOME
THING NEW FOR ME?? 🙂
July 22, 2010 at 11:54 pm
I shall trumpet forth, these words of Wisdom, on Saturday!
July 23, 2010 at 5:34 am
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July 23, 2010 at 11:37 am
Wow… very cool that there is another admitted gamer from Providence! In any case… love the blog!
Regards,
Walt
July 23, 2010 at 11:45 am
Wow… All kidding aside, you make me want to be a better nerd.
August 6, 2010 at 1:26 am
Makes me want to start a few blog flamewars just for all the cool free stuff that would result
August 26, 2010 at 1:59 am
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June 13, 2011 at 10:52 pm
Deal
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December 5, 2016 at 8:05 pm
Less pressure – Have you seen the reduced tension amounts you’re enduring recently.
June 29, 2018 at 2:01 am
This is such an enjoyable game that may function both as a activity and a
methods to create your abilities to consider in a quick fashion.
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